Help, my dog just ate a rotten squirrel carcass that had been in a burnt tire

[NightWatcher]

Or at least that's what his breath smells like. Oh great,yeah go lick on your ass for a few minutes, that'll help it smell better.


I tossed him an Altoid but he looked at me like I'm weird.

[shenmue]

1. Awwwww

[Skittles]

2. you want I should kick some carcass-snacking ass-licking Altoid-dissing canine ass, NightWatcher?

LEMME AT HIM!!!

[NightWatcher]

4. he's old I cut him some slack

I hope they'll cut me slack when I'm old for my smells too

[Skittles]

5. I'll be around to kick old NightWatcher ass

I'd do that for you my sweet; yes INDEED

[Paulie]

3. Supposed to put the box of Altoids in some liver sausage

[LiberalEsto]

6. Feed him some gorgonzola cheese

Maybe that and his breath will cancel each other out.

[lastlib]

7. Put a little bacon grease on that Altoid--he'll love it!

[Arugula Latte]

8. Is this a country-and-western song title?

[Kali]

9. !

[3catwoman3]

11. It certainly...

...could be.

[In_The_Wind]

15. If it is, it's a new one to me.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

10. You can try using the altoid as a suppository.

[KamaAina]

12. Bad Breath In Dogs!

'70s commercial for Milk-Bone or something.

[hedgehog]

13. I notice that my dogs' breath smell better after they've been chewing on a bone

or hard biscuit. Worth a try!

[Enrique]

14. i took my dog to the vet for his bad breath

the docgtor picked him up and examined his mouth for a while. Then he said I'm sorry, i'm going to have to put him down. I said, because he has bad breath? He says no, because he's really heavy.