Beans, beans musical fruit.

[Tobin S.]

The more you eat the more you toot!

[frogmarch]

1. The more you toot,

the better you feel, so let's eat beans at every meal.

(It's comforting to know that pre-hi tech ditty from the 1950s is still around.)

[Tobin S.]

2. I didn't know where it came from.

I just remember from my step-dad saying it when we were kids. He is a child of the 50s.

[Brigid]

4. My dad used to sing that.

[Art_from_Ark]

8. I heard it back in the late '60s

from one of my elementary school classmates.

[IcyPeas]

3. beans beans are good for your heart

the more you eat 'em the more you fart.

[OxQQme]

5. Haha

My Mom used to say she punctured each bean with a needle before soaking them.
"It lets the gas escape." she said.
Mom's know everything.

[marzipanni]

6. That's cute! My mom, born in 1915, told me that when she and her brother and sister

were young children and the family had baked beans (they were from Boston environs) her mom would give each kid about 6 beans, and a toothpick. "Beans are hard to digest", she'd tell them, and they'd savor each molassesy bean.

[marzipanni]

7. The first marine, he found a bean, parlez-vous

The second marine he cooked the bean, parlez-vous
The third marine, he ate the bean and *make Bronx cheer sound here* all over the submarine,
Hinky, Dinky Par-lez-vous!
I taught this to my then 7-year-old nephew which he appreciated, but his parents and grandparents did not.

[rudolph the red]

9. Milk does it for me,

beans somehow don't seem to have any effect.

[kentauros]

10. And burp!

[sakabatou]

11. That scene makes anybody laugh