I need to borrow - or be given to - an old TOUPEE

[Mira]

I am serious.
I'm getting ready to be part of the crew in www.48hourfilm.com
we're making a movie for the City of Greensboro.

The screen writer has informed me we need a toupee, the cheesier the better, and part of my job is to secure props and costumes.

Help?!
Anyone?
Goodwill won't do for this one.
pm me if you can help

[intaglio]

1. Ask Shakespeare, for in his baldness he asked

Toupee or not toupee, that is the question

[Mira]

2. Yup - I know that saying - it is in good company

(I still need a toupee)

[intaglio]

6. If all else fails, get a pate, some old fasioned crepe hair and a coarse mesh

stick the mesh to the edge of the area you want to be the toupe, apply your crepe hair using your adhesive of choice. Cut out your fake toupe.

We did that in an Am-dram production of "The Death of a Salesman" donkey's years ago

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. If that movie hits youtube,

will you let us know???

And how soon do you need the toupee???

[Mira]

4. Oh it will hit.

It's not really for the City of Greensboro itself, it is for the Greensboro division of the 48hour movie project.
Now - about the toupee -
I'll need it by the 18th of June.

I'm going to google toupee makers in the area...

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Check out party stores....

or costume stores..

[lame54]

5. Any roadkill will do

[OriginalGeek]

7. You better get one

or there will be hell toupee!

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Duzy!

[Mr.Bill]

10. I thought you were

running for the Senate when I saw your thread title.

[Wait Wut]

11. ?

I thought he was going to be Trump's stunt double.

[Mira]

12. I am just cacklin' about you guys

I need to come to the Lounge more often

[libodem]

13. Ask Rand Paul

He probably has several squirrels you could borrow. I think that's what he wears on his dome.

[Mr.Bill]

14. Every time he speaks in public

there needs to be a crowd chanting WIG! WIG! WIG!

[Mira]

15. I think of his head as

where he really sports his pubic hair. It's a birth defect.