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(19,768 posts) Mon May 19, 2014, 12:36 AM May 2014

Last joke you heard?

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eye doctor tells patient he needs to stop masturbating Skittles May 2014 #1

oy...lol. n/t Skip Intro May 2014 #2

hehe lovemydog May 2014 #6

How do you make a tissue dance? Skip Intro May 2014 #3

Marco Rubio Rincewind May 2014 #4

Did you know.... fNord May 2014 #5

Skittles

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1. eye doctor tells patient he needs to stop masturbating

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Mon May 19, 2014, 01:41 AM

May 2014

patient says, "WHY? WILL I GO BLIND???" Eye doctor replies, "No, you were making the people in the waiting room uncomfortable."

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2. oy...lol. n/t

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Mon May 19, 2014, 01:50 AM

May 2014

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lovemydog

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6. hehe

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Mon May 19, 2014, 03:27 AM

May 2014

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Skip Intro

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3. How do you make a tissue dance?

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Mon May 19, 2014, 01:51 AM

May 2014

Put a little boogie in it.

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Rincewind

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4. Marco Rubio

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Mon May 19, 2014, 02:26 AM

May 2014

says he's qualified to be president of the United States.

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fNord

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5. Did you know....

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Mon May 19, 2014, 02:27 AM

May 2014

That mastrbating to a photo of Erwin Shrodinger May or may not kill a kitten?

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