Jon Stewart is dead to me

[SteveG]

His attack on the Philly Cheese stake is beyond the pale. I've been eating them for almost 60 years, and you do not insult a cultural icon that way.

[Leme]

1. i agree probably

They probably already have lots of fat and salt, to insalt them would destroy them.

[Skittles]

2. have not seen the segment, but do you mean STEAK?

[Art_from_Ark]

5. It's the kind you load with garlic

and drive through a vampire's heart.

[Skittles]

6. YEE HAW

[Lex]

7. You can use the splinters for toothpicks.

How convenient is that?

[Paulie]

3. With wiz or no wiz?

Because that would make or break it for me.

[KamaAina]

14. I believe "wit'" or "wit'out" refers to the grilled onions

Your cheese choices are American, Provolone and Wiz. So one with Wiz and grilled onions would be "Wiz wit'". John Kerry nearly cost himself the Pennsylvania primary by ordering his with Swiss!

[Paulie]

16. I'm from Chicago. But no way would I order with Swiss!

I prefer Italian beef with hot peppers but a cheese steak and wiz ok for a change occasionally.

[nomorenomore08]

24. Hey now, nothing wrong with steak 'n Swiss! One of the tastiest flavor combos on Earth.

[KamaAina]

29. Perhaps.

Just not in Philly.

[hibbing]

4. He did whisper to the camera that he really liked them

[TeamPooka]

8. You are dead to me for not knowing how to spell cheese-steak.

[Bucky]

9. Shouldn't Phily be spelled with on L?

Philadelphia, not Philladelphia.

[Tobin S.]

10. Shouldn't one be spelled with an 'e'?

[femmocrat]

12. :rofl:

[dawg]

19. Shouldn't :rofl: be put in the message text?

Like so:

[femmocrat]

21. No.

I didn't want it their.

[dawg]

23. Aaaaaaaargh!

[KamaAina]

15. YOU are dead to me. For not knowing how to spell cheesesteak.

[randr]

11. Especially from a guy who eats that NYC bread stuff with ketchup on it like it is a hot dog.

[bluesbassman]

13. Who puts ketchup on a hot dog? Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!

[KamaAina]

17. That was a sardonic reference to NY pizza

presumably from a Chicagoan.

[krispos42]

20. I do

Ketchup and mustard.

[femmocrat]

22. We do in Pittsburgh. Heinz, of course.

[nomorenomore08]

25. Not me. Spicy mustard and sauerkraut all the way!

[Orrex]

18. Feh!

When I managed a sub/steak shop in State CollegePA, I was routinely lectured on the nature of the "true" Philly cheesesteak.

My experience, gleaned over those 4+ years, is this: if you ask 10 Philly residence to describe a "true" Philly cheesesteak, you will receive at least 12 different answers.

[sakabatou]

26. My reaction:

[mackerel]

27. Can you put it in a burrito? Wha!?! Just askin'

[locks]

28. Those d-Phillies

just shut out the Rockies 9-0 so Philly Cheese Steak is dead to me.