Butt Paste?

[liberal N proud]

[pipi_k]

1. I've used it

for various conditions.


It's pretty good stuff in spite of its odd name.

[AnneD]

2. Works like a charm....

used it on my baby.

[Brother Buzz]

3. That's just one half of the debate

It's really uncomfortable sitting in the cafe trying to enjoy my croissant and cappuccino when the other cyclists start debating the merits of Chamois Butt’r® over Boudreaux's Original Butt Paste. Then inevitably, some asshole butts in and starts raving about Assos Chamois Cream. At that point, I step outside and think about taking up golf.

[shenmue]

8. DUzy

[Paper Roses]

18. Best laugh of the day! n/t

[jmowreader]

4. There's also...

[Le Taz Hot]

5. Don't laugh.

It works.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. Holds your butt in place ?

Like toupee glue ?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Yes, it's so you won't laugh your ass off

or ever have to worry about getting your ass handed to you. It will always be securely in place.

[pipi_k]

10. Another use for it...

think of it as like toothpaste for your ass.


Just a wee bit on a soft bristled brush and you'll have a shiny hiney...

[Liberal Veteran]

17. First time users might need this....

[Callmecrazy]

9. A manpon works just as well...

and isn't as messy.

[3catwoman3]

11. This is my favorite diaper rash cream...

...to recommend to parents at the pediatric office, just because the name is so much fun to say.

[Frank Cannon]

12. Despite the goofy name, that stuff is no joke.

Particularly if you have incontinent loved ones in a nursing home. It provides a moisture barrier that greatly reduces the risk of debilitating, even fatal, bed sores.

[panader0]

13. Don't forget this wonderful product.

[geardaddy]

14. I use that on my hands in winter

[hamsterjill]

15. This stuff is awesome!

Vet recommended it for my cat who has an auto immune disease and periodically gets an open sore on his abdomen. Works great to seal the wound, and plus, if the cat licks it, it's all natural so it's okay!

[aikoaiko]

16. If you ever needed and used it, you woudn't laugh. Instead.....