Elvis is dead to me. DEAD!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

No, seriously, I read that he died. Actually some years ago.

[TexasTowelie]

1. I bet that the conspiracy theorists are going to disagree with you.

[backscatter712]

2. Naw, he's not dead. He just went home.

I heard it in Men In Black, so it must be true.

[struggle4progress]

3. Timothy Leary's dead

[struggle4progress]

4. I heard years ago that Paul McCartney is dead

[struggle4progress]

5. I think Buddy Holly is dead, too

[struggle4progress]

6. Queen Mary is dead

[Brother Buzz]

7. I read in a newspaper, while waiting in a supermarket check-out line, that he is alive and well....

and is a 'Greeter' at a Walmart store in Minnesota.

[Skittles]

8. always in my heart!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. But there's a little Elvis in all of us.

Except Michael J. Fox.

[Iggo]

12. Elvis needs boats. (n/t)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

13. That's COMMODORE Elvis to you, matey!

[Iggo]

15. Aye aye!

[SwankyXomb]

10. It's true, Elvis is dead

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

14. I was gonna post that!

Great song!

[Wolf Frankula]

11. From 1977 to 2002 Elvis worked for 7/11 inspecting Stores

You ask why Elvis was always spotted at 7/11? He was inspecting them. It was his job. He retired in 2002.

Wolf

[LeftFieldMom]

16. Memphis Super Elvis Fan Dead...

What in the world...

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/25615185/friends-seek-answers-for-elvis-super-fan-hit-killed-in-memphis-wmc-friends-of-an-elvis-super-fan-are-desperately-seeking-answers-more-than-a-week?autostart=true&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=10203228

A Wales Elvis Fan dies in Memphis...