Started my day with the sweet smell of a newly risen Sun basking the Earth with radiant parentage

[Gravitycollapse]

I stood next to my motorbike, taking in the effervescent tingling of post-dawn anticipation. Then, as I cast my left leg over the seat of the mechanical steed, I was met with the crisp, clean sound of my pant's crotch ripping in twain.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. A day without fusion is a day without sunshine.

I hope your day improved!!!

[mackerel]

2. LOL!

[calimary]

3. But you made it sound so poetic...

[shenmue]

4. Oopsie

[lame54]

5. How's that new thesaurus working out for you?

[Gravitycollapse]

6. It's going...ummm...hold on...stupendously and...oh, magnificently.

Yeah, both those things.

[Skittles]

7. you want I should kick your ripped crotch ass, Gravidtycollapse?

LEMME AT YOU!!!