7 Totally Scientific Reasons Pants are Evil

[LiberalEsto]

A Buzzfeed post that our beloved late MFM would have unquestionably appreciated

"1. Pants hide sexy butts.

Pants make it unnecessarily difficult to appreciate butts, which are scientifically perfect. According to Smithsonian magazine, the human brain finds circles and curves aesthetically pleasing, which means pants hinder happiness."



http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025019976

[antiquie]

1. K&R for the really funny link

and K&R for MFM.

[Blue Owl]

2. Ted Nugent says they're full of shit

n/t

[sakabatou]

3. As for the actual reasons

Just buy pants that fit.

[In_The_Wind]

4. K&R

[Wolf Frankula]

5. So Wear a Kilt

Problem Solved.

Wolf