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I'm confused. I very seldom see anything hidden by a jury in the Lounge. I believe it's because LynnSin hasn't posted a list. Once we have a list of what we're allowed to say, we can invite the jury in to chastise us appropriately. Let's face it, some of you need a good chastising.
I'll start it off. From this point on the word "ginger" is no longer acceptable when in reference to a redhead. We shall from this day forth be referred to as Freakin' Awesome People. FAPs, if you prefer. There will be no more debate on whether or not we have souls. Frankly, my soul, or lack of, is none of your business. Please keep your religious views out of my body. If I choose to have a soul I will take one.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)Why Fresca? And, did they put that in their ads?
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)I'm a woman and have never heard of douching with Fresca. In fact, it would be damned uncomfortable.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I found this:
"At least since the last century, in part because of the prohibition of birth control in many countries, women have douched with various substances, probably including the one below, to attempt to accomplish some or all three of these objectives."
http://www.mum.org/fresca.htm
Maybe we should send Mrs. Santorum a case of Fresca.
Edit to add: Uncomfortable? Possibly. Definitely tingly.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)Not that I would know, just guessing.
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)No offense, ladies, but honestly, I think biology has dealt you a cruel hand.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)But, "that thing" is funny lookin'. Useful, but...yeah.
CurtEastPoint
(18,663 posts)Moondog
(4,833 posts)Even though I have always believed redheaded ladies were Freakin' Awesome, I think that you might wish to move beyond that particular acronym.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)He was much younger than me. I found a "Redheaded MILF" site bookmarked on my computer. He told me I was his "FAP" and was now addicted to redheaded MILFs. It was an odd sort of "awwwwww".
Moondog
(4,833 posts)And I must hand it to your ex - the lad could think fast on his feet . . . .
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)It sounds like a new dance or a party.
"Oh man, where were you last night?"
"At home. I was weaving baskets. Why?"
"Daaamn! You missed it! We went to Wait Wut's place. It got crazy! Everybody was chastising their asses off! "
"Really? Crap. Details, please."
"CHastising should be done in a much bigger area. It was awesome, until the rash of broken bones. Hey, I gotta go to the bank. We're chipping in to replace the dishes that got smashed."
Sounds like Christmastime!!! Every year I try to send EVERYONE to their rooms, but it never works!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)"cocksucker, cunt, fuck, motherfucker, piss, shit, and tits" - the late, great George Carlin
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)..."cocksucker" was hidden. I think it was the context, though. I believe "motherfucker" was hidden, as well. "Tits" would be alerted, but probably not hidden. They're breasts, damnit!!! George Carlin would be our Trumad. Forever getting posts hidden. Enough that when he said something interesting or profound, no one would know. We sure could use him here.
It's starting to feel like I'm in grade-school, here. I'm not sure what is acceptable and am often confused as to why one word is alertable, but not another.
But, ENOUGH of this whining!! It's Friday, my kid will be moving here Wednesday, it's a beautiful day in AZ, CaliforniaPeggy is doing well, and, and...um...SOMETHING!!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Perhaps his greatest observations were the fact that tits didn't belong on the list - "Tits meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." and the fact that some words are unambiguous - "Twats twat and that's that." The guy was an absolute genius. Man I miss him.
Oh - and "I see England, I see France..."
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I figure it this way -- I'm fifty fucking four years old. I'll use whatever 'swears' I want.
And on that note.....
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I LOVE that song!!!
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Because I know that you can't cross my threshold unless I invite you in, so there!
So take your sorry FAP'ing ass off my porch, and get down the road.
Go bother taterguy or something.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)You'll invite us in and beg us to steal your soul. We already have Taterguy's soul..and his little dog's, too.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)You might enjoy Tim Minchin's song 'Prejudice...
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)That...is AWESOME!!! Thank you. I now feel validated.
Tikki
(14,559 posts)Tikki
derby378
(30,252 posts)Check this out...
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I love this!!!
derby378
(30,252 posts)Fuck political correctness.