It's time to call in an expert...

[MrScorpio]

[rug]

1. I want Peter Coffey's job.

[LiberalEsto]

2. What's your expert title, Mr. S? nt

[MrScorpio]

5. You can call me a Mellowist and Coolologist.

Laid back, like a dead fly, baby

[pinboy3niner]

7. You're certainly no Dr.Johnny Fever

More like a Venus Flytrap.

[shenmue]

3. I'm a parakeetologist

[mike_c]

4. my dream job....

[logosoco]

6. I wanna be a penguinologist when I grow up.

I already have a penguin tattoo, lots of books about penguins, a curio shelf full of them and many scattered throughout my house. I am almost 50, I don't know how long it will take.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. ROFL!!!!

Heeeeeheeeeeeehahahahahahahaahhahahahahaah!