It’s a boy! US exchange student rescued from giant stone vagina in Germany.

[dipsydoodle]

The German fire services had to be called out in force to rescue a US exchange student from a giant marble vagina, located in a southwestern university town, after he crawled inside for a dare.

On Friday afternoon, the Tübingen firefighters received the emergency call: 'A person is trapped in a stone-vulva!' Twenty-two firefighters and a grand total of five vehicles had to rush to his aid to pull him out of the 120,000-euro sculpture, reported Schwäbisches Tagblatt.

The rescue was successfully undertaken, namely “by hand and without the use of equipment” – presumably forceps.

The student had apparently climbed in for a dare, according to local reports. One, likely very unreliable local newspaper declared that: “the young man felt the sculpture of the female vagina to be so attractive that he literally disappeared into it”.

http://rt.com/news/167684-stone-vagina-germany-rescue/

[hlthe2b]

1. Of course it HAD to be an American pulling such a stupid stunt...

Aren't we proud.

[petronius]

2. And that's why we're called "merkins"...

[2banon]

3. looking for the Onion link..

don't see it..


I'm pissed at myself for clicking on this OP..

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. drugs are involved either, in the happening or, the writing and maybe both.

[rug]

5. Only a dick would try that.

[PoliticAverse]

6. "We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in." n/t

[In_The_Wind]

7. Ain't that the truth.

[csziggy]

8. Is he from Florida?

[LisaL]

9. His parents must be so proud.

[Kaleva]

10. Hey kid! They make K-Y Jelly for a reason!

For a more pleasurable and less embarrassing experience, he should have stripped and then covered himself with the stuff.

[rurallib]

11. does that make him one of those born-agains?

[NV Whino]

12. But, no one has asked why there's a giant stone vagina in the first place.