Open Joke: Why was Ann Coulter banned for life from all Red Lobster restaurants?

[battleknight24]

... ?

[NYC_SKP]

1. They couldn't risk having someone around that made their stale rancid meals seem fresh by comparison

[MrMickeysMom]

2. I will never say anything about this psycho witch again...

Oops!

[mysuzuki2]

3. Because she is a stinking invertebrate life form

and the fake lobsters and crabs were afraid they would be found out.

[Xipe Totec]

4. The crabs complained about her attitude

and the smell.

[freshwest]

6. +1

[davidpdx]

5. Oh dear

I'm not even going to say it. I am 100% sure the post would get hidden.