Spaghetti fork

[rug]

[Fla Dem]

1. Any Italian worth their garlic learns how to twirl pasta as soon as they learn to hold a fork.

But give him props for ingenuity.

[Tom_Foolery]

2. I was waiting for him to spin his balls...

Meat, that is.

[lunatica]

3. What does he have against long strands of pasta hanging off the fork?

That's the beauty of eating spaghetti or chow mein. It's perfectly acceptable to suck the longer ends up even if they slap your cheeks while you're doing it. It makes you look like you're a connosseur when you're doing it.

[elleng]

4. How about THIS!

[rug]

6. I suppose you wouldn't be interested in the pizza fork then.

[Packerowner740]

8. That's good but

Who eats pizza with a fork?

[rug]

9. The mayor of NY.

[elleng]

10. Good to see!

I do too!

[LiberalElite]

14. Also Trump and Palin - (this is from 2011)

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-sarah-palin-pizza-fail-knives-forks/story?id=13743490

-snip-
In these polarized political times, there's finally an issue Republicans and Democrats can agree on:

What were Donald Trump and Sarah Palin thinking when they ventured into Times Square the other day and ate pizza with knives and forks?

Or as New Yorkers say: fuhgetaboutit.

The Donald has shifted into damage-control mode, explaining in a video on YouTube why he eats pizza with utensils instead of by hand.
-snip-

[elleng]

11. A bit fancy for me!

[RebelOne]

16. That's the way I have always eaten spaghetti.

Just use the spoon as a base and twirl the spaghetti on it. Easy.

[csziggy]

5. I'm waiting for the Mad Magazine version

That had a scissor on the bottom to trim off the dangly bits.

[Packerowner740]

7. That's just a bartenders spoon with the fork on the end

Rather than the spoon.

[SkatmanRoth]

12. If you are left-handed, it twirls the spaghetti the wrong way

Could cause indigestion if the whole plate is eaten with a reverse spin.

[In_The_Wind]

13. That's great! Down south we used a spoon to twirl pasta on the fork.

Bob Balow's fork looks easier than this ^^^ newfangled eating utensil.

[LiberalElite]

15. That's what we did in

the Bronx too.

[Generic Brad]

17. Where's the instruction video or using a spoon?

My soup is getting cold and I can't figure it out.

[rug]

18. Hold it in your left hand.

Place it in the bowl hollow side down.

Sip.

Drip soup all over yourself.

Say fuck it and put in a Three Stooges video.