Lounge Lizards in Spaaaaaaacccce

[sarge43]

It's Friday and time for what may be the weirdest headline ever published in the WashPo.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/

[pinboy3niner]

1. Give that headline writer a bonus!

[In_The_Wind]

2. Danged perverts

The plan: To observe their mating activities in the zero-gravity conditions of Earth orbit. Several other earthly creatures, including plants and insects, were also placed on board for experiments.

[pinboy3niner]

5. When debris from the spaceship eventually is found...

..it may take some time for them to realize that "VYER" isn't its full name: VOYEUR.

[denem]

3. "Mission control has lost the ability to control it,

never had the ability to control it, do not control anything, there is no mission and no geckos are Russian". RT

[sarge43]

4. If they're teenage geckos, nope, no controlling them. nt

[LiberalEsto]

6. No worries.

They're insured by GEICO

[csziggy]

7. Has anyone told David Ickes?

This has to be a Reptilian plot! By the time those geckos come down, what with radiation, time dilation and whatnot, they will look like this:



And be ready to take over the Earth!