You can have an unlimited supply of something of your choosing, but the next person commenting gets

[charlie and algernon]

to set the condition. Saw this on Reddit/Buzzfeed.

Examples:
1st person - I want an unlimited supply of oranges.
2nd person - Filled with seeds.

Person 1's item: "Onions"
Person 2's condition: "...instead of contact lenses"

Person 1's item: "$100 USD bills"
Person 2's condition: "you get sent back in time to when only coins of precious metal had worth"




I'll start:

Hiking boots.

[ret5hd]

1. Up your a**.

[Raffi Ella]

2. You get transferred to Florida.

Gasoline.

[charlie and algernon]

3. Cars now run only on electricity.

Nice suits

[Xyzse]

4. But you work in the Sahara

Power...

[charlie and algernon]

5. you're the last man on earth

event tickets

[Aristus]

6. To an event you'd hate.

The best coffee in the world every day.

[Chan790]

7. The doctor orders you to give up caffeine.

Canned peaches.

[charlie and algernon]

8. No can opener

Watermelons

[Avalux]

9. The size of a two-story house

Blender

[Yavin4]

10. That makes a really annoying loud noise when you use it.

Pasta.

[politicat]

11. Celiac.

Duct tape.

[OriginalGeek]

12. Printed with pictures of Justin Beiber

"Stamina"

[charlie and algernon]

13. You live in Solitary Confinement

Gold

[politicat]

15. But it all comes in the form of "high end" audio cables.

Books.

[charlie and algernon]

16. Just trashy romance novels

unlimited data plan

[politicat]

17. On a mid 80's Motorola brick.

Sunscreen.

[Xyzse]

18. You're living like a morlock.

Binder clips

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. The size of bricks, that you can't pry open.

Buckingham Palace.

[charlie and algernon]

20. After it's been taken over by rats and condemned

Filet Mignon

[geardaddy]

21. With no way to cook it

Underwear

[Raffi Ella]

22. They fit perfectly but are printed with "I Voted for Bush" on the backside.

Weed.

[Hayabusa]

23. You now have a handful of actual weeds.

More plastic models.

[Raffi Ella]

69. OK, but they're all the same one.

Clothes.

[charlie and algernon]

24. Someone with the flu gets to take a hit first

Oscar-winning movies

[Raffi Ella]

25. dude. that's cold.

The last 27 minutes are missing off all of them.

Pink Nail polish.

[geardaddy]

27. That smells like dog shit

Fritos

[ohnoyoudidnt]

28. That taste like dog shit.

airline tickets

[charlie and algernon]

30. Only to Nome, Alaska during the winter

video games

[ohnoyoudidnt]

32. That can only be played on a 9" CRT.

vacation days

[geardaddy]

43. Not all in a row.

Strawberry jam.

[charlie and algernon]

47. strawberry flavored toe jam

Ford Mustang

[geardaddy]

49. without wheels

Disney videos

[charlie and algernon]

50. voiced over by Bobcat Goldthwait

world famous paintings

[geardaddy]

52. Drawn with crayons by kindergarteners

Coffee

[charlie and algernon]

54. you're followed around by hipsters critizing the brand

sunny days

[geardaddy]

57. On Mercury

Stuffed animals

[charlie and algernon]

58. that come alive and stare at you at night

staple removers

[ohnoyoudidnt]

72. You're blind.

Working memory

[zappaman]

14. Filled with peanut butter. n/t

[Duer 157099]

26. One size too small

Wishes

[ohnoyoudidnt]

29. That come with conditions picked by geardaddy.

Patron

[charlie and algernon]

31. can only use a thimble

classical music

[IrishEyes]

33. Played on a violin for hours by a tone deaf beginner

A bunch of daisies.

[redwitch]

34. Full of angry hornets

Jewels

[cui bono]

35. of the "family" variety

hugs

[Tobin S.]

36. From Ann Coulter

Diet Coke

[LeftofObama]

37. Laced with Ex Lax.

Lasagna

[yuiyoshida]

38. MADE with mostly dried out Spinach

Boba Tea

[Inkfreak]

39. Durian fruit flavored.

Super Bowl tickets!


Btw, had to look up that tea. Sounds delicious, and I'm not much of a tea fan. I'll have to scout some out.

[charlie and algernon]

40. In front of two obnoxious drunks who will spill their beer on you

Kittens

[redwitch]

41. who refuse to be housebroken.

A round the world cruise.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

42. On a ship with bad plumbing, a crew who don't speak English and incompetent officers

A pre-war Martin guitar

[geardaddy]

44. made out of SPAM

bicycles

[charlie and algernon]

45. with no seats

Legos

[geardaddy]

46. with hair

peanut butter

[charlie and algernon]

48. after it's been licked by the dog

baseballs

[geardaddy]

51. With spikes

toenail clippers

[LeftofObama]

53. Coated in vaseline.

bananas

[charlie and algernon]

55. that never reach ripeness

smartphones

[LisaLynne]

56. That can't hold a charge longer than 5 minutes.

Cake.

[charlie and algernon]

59. it's fruitcake

goldfish crackers

[geardaddy]

61. Made of goldfish meal

paint brushes

[geardaddy]

60. With liver pate frosting

Earphones

[woo me with science]

62. Connected to the all Miley Cyrus station.

A creative epiphany.

[geardaddy]

63. But you suffer from short-term memory loss

waffles

[LeftofObama]

64. Drowning in syrup of ipecac.

Bowling Ball

[Arugula Latte]

65. They explode on impact.

Cheese.

[geardaddy]

66. made of cat milk

Donuts

[benld74]

67. Made from bug infested flour

high school reunion

[geardaddy]

68. attended by all the people you hated.

hand lotion

[Arugula Latte]

70. Now with extra histimine!

Haircuts

[ohnoyoudidnt]

71. By a barber high on acid

Super Bowl tickets

[chrisa]

73. To last year's game, only usable if you've mastered time travel.

A 20 foot pile of gold

[LeftofObama]

74. Inside an active volcano.

Water lilies.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

75. That attract aggressive football size bees.

Seafood