Post a weird brand name.

[trof]

Tang
That yucky powdered 'orange juice' drink made popular by NASA.
"Just add water!"

Beano
Anti-fart pills

SPAM!
Almost...kinda like...ham?

MOR
Wilson Meat packing's imitation SPAM.

[Scuba]

1. Republican - canned asshole.

[Shadowflash]

3. Buttpaste

[trof]

27. BOUDREAUX'S BUTT PASTE!

Great for diaper rash and sore bottoms.
My daughter used it on both kids.

[mysuzuki2]

4. Crack creme.

I THINK it's some kind of hand lotion.

[geardaddy]

22. Brains

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i7Us29QOPcI/TVK0NIwgWOI/AAAAAAAAAZM/l3W06eGlKos/s1600/Brains+SA.JPG

[Canis Mala]

5. Butt Out

Used for field dressing deer. The existence of this product is enough to keep me from ever thinking about hunting.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_87TtsGigwSI/TQWGfhx7C7I/AAAAAAAAAyE/LgCEY2qMPxY/s640/cabela%2527s+2.jpg

[rug]

6. Oral-Me

[woodsprite]

7. Bimbo Bread n/t

[Enrique]

23. that was mine

former 7-11 clerk here, many times instructed to "do the Bimbos".

[csziggy]

8. Anti Monkey Butt Powder

[kentauros]

9. Horlicks

[Chan790]

10. Murine.

As someone pointed out in V/V/AR, the ear-cleaning brand name is named after an adjective for "regarding or having to do with rodents, specifically mice."

To wit, a murine researcher is a person who studies mice or a researcher who is a mouse, depending on context.

[nadine_mn]

11. Anusol

Yup - its for what you think

[trof]

26. AKA anus oil

[ornotna]

12. Barf detergent

For that fresh scent you expect on your clothes.

http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/6a00d8341c51c053ef01157028f9f2970c-450wi

[ornotna]

13. JussiPussi

The only biscuit that makes its own gravy.

[LeftinOH]

15. Horehound Drops:

[Chan790]

16. Actually the brand name there is Claeys.

Horehound is an herb native to Italy and Africa. It looks like mint, grows like a weed, animals and insects hate it and it's used to make folk-medicines due to its' properties as a cough-suppressant and anti-emetic.

It tastes like crap.

[HopeHoops]

17. Hooters.

[AsahinaKimi]

18. COLLON

[hifiguy]

19. Zud

[geardaddy]

20. Bag Balm

[trof]

28. Also good for chapped hands and lips.

[geardaddy]

30. I know.

I use it for chapped hands.

Awesome stuff!

[geardaddy]

21. Pump-n-Munch

[ohiosmith]

24. And it's spicy too!

[SCantiGOP]

25. I can think of two from my childhood

Circumstances caused these old-time brands to have to rename themselves or disappear. One was a weight loss OTC concoction called Ayds; it vanished sometime in the 1980's. The other was caught up in the fundamentalist revival that occurred a few years back; it was a headache powder called 666. I remember the Reagans successfully petitioned to have their CA addressed re-numbered because it was 666.

[trof]

29. Yeah, Ayds was some chocolate flavored diet candy.

And I remember 666 headache powder.
Kicked the devil out of your headache.

[Frank Cannon]

31. Darkie toothpaste