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Yavin4

(37,182 posts) Sun Aug 24, 2014, 08:35 PM Aug 2014

I'm going to follow Homer Simpson's retirement plan

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I'm going to follow Homer Simpson's retirement plan (Original Post) Yavin4 Aug 2014 OP

Good plan IrishEyes Aug 2014 #1

Glug glug glug, chomp chomp chomp, beeeeeeeeeeeeep NightWatcher Aug 2014 #2

You only live once! lovemydog Aug 2014 #3

He can get you out of jury duty as well... lame54 Aug 2014 #4

As the old saying goes... Wounded Bear Aug 2014 #5

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)

1. Good plan

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Sun Aug 24, 2014, 09:50 PM

Aug 2014

I don't drink or smoke. I eat healthy and exercise. Plus my grand parents all lived to be in their 80s and 90s. I better start saving some more.

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NightWatcher

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2. Glug glug glug, chomp chomp chomp, beeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Sun Aug 24, 2014, 11:16 PM

Aug 2014

My lifestyle.... That was great.

I got a pitch in the mail for life insurance and started laughing

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lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

3. You only live once!

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Mon Aug 25, 2014, 12:49 AM

Aug 2014

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lame54

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4. He can get you out of jury duty as well...

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Mon Aug 25, 2014, 10:12 AM

Aug 2014

"The trick is to say that your prejudice against all races."

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Wounded Bear

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5. As the old saying goes...

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Mon Aug 25, 2014, 11:35 AM

Aug 2014

If I had known I was going to live this long, I might have taken better care of myself.

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