Kim Kardashian's VMA outfit. Someone please explain what this is.

[Yavin4]

[Sedona]

1. Ugly. eom

.

[steve2470]

2. polyester quilt from Etsy

https://twitter.com/atxhobogrl/status/503719521538957312

[distantearlywarning]

3. Ummm....

A boob job covered with a potholder she found at the thrift store?

[SeattleVet]

4. Couple of entry-way floor mats that she grabbed and wrapped around herself?

[eShirl]

5. the drapes must've all been taken

[Rhiannon12866]

9. ROFL! Love it!

That is one sketch that never gets old!

[LiberalElite]

24. That's exactly what I thought of eom

[Callmecrazy]

6. It's the latest breast feeding fashion accessory...

That, or she's not getting enough media attention.

[Myrina]

43. ^^ for the win ^^

" ... not getting enough media attention ..."

[hlthe2b]

7. She is....

classless-- like all to much of our current celebrity culture

[steve2470]

8. A closer look at @KimKardashian's @Balmain dress (the answer is here)

https://twitter.com/voguemagazine/status/503718921933824000

[hlthe2b]

11. It actually looks cute on the model--of course it isn't two sizes two small on her, as it appears on

Kim...

Granted Kim is a very attractive (if talentless) woman, but her taste in clothing is horrendous, IMO.

[Sanity Claws]

31. KK changed the sleeves

as well as wore it too tight.
The shoes are fugly.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. an attention whore draped in my entryway rug. nt

[3catwoman3]

12. I kid around with the middle and high school...

...kids at the pediatric office when they grumble about the ugly and crackly paper exam gowns. I tell them all it would take is a celebrity wearing one on the red carpet, and everybody would want one.

I actually think the paper gowns look a lot like many of the Prada designs - boxy, shapeless, matronly and unflattering.

[SwankyXomb]

33. Sounds like a good episode of

Project Runway in the making

[NV Whino]

13. Macrome gone rogue?

I include the shoes in that statement.

[Skittles]

14. a narcissist desperate for attention

[pitohui]

15. she's loaded now and was loaded when she ordered the outfit

same explanation as you would be able to think up yourself if she wasn't famous

but damn check out those eyes, she's really wrecked

keep in mind this is a chick whose whole career was built on making an anal sex video, she's insecure, yeah?

[MissB]

16. It covers her arms well.

If she had flabby arms, that outfit would cover the flab quite well.

[vanlassie]

17. A few years ago she tweeted that she was bothered by a woman

Breastfeeding in a restaurant near her table without covering up. She's a little confused about boobs, it would seem...

[Agschmid]

18. Well see that's totally different!

...

[sakabatou]

19. Throw rug fashion?

[TeeYiYi]

20. I know, I know...

...It's a potholder dress!









TYY

[lovemydog]

21. Extras cast clothing from a spaghetti western.

[jakeXT]

26. Call me Bronco ?

[lovemydog]

40. Ha! Bill M. does a sweet Clint E. imitation.

[jmowreader]

22. A guarantee she won't lift her arms the rest of the night

[edbermac]

23. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The Kardashian Death Ray!!!

DON'T LOOK AT IT!! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!!!!!!

[PennyK]

25. We won't be able to tell what it is, until...

...we remove it from its PLASTIC container.
Seriously, what parts of that "human" are actually biological?

[RiffRandell]

27. Hideous. nt

[UTUSN]

28. Oh. I was hoping for an explanation of what a Kim K. is. n/t

[hifiguy]

35. Not even Einstein or Hawking could help you there.

[LisaL]

29. Looks like a display for her cleavage.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

30. Clearly, it's saying "Everyone should notice my breasts and legs!"

[NewJeffCT]

32. That's what I was thinking

"look at my cleavage"

[hifiguy]

34. Tacky? Stoopid?

Just plain ugly?

[3catwoman3]

36. The trifecta...

...in one sartorial fail.

[whistler162]

37. Isn't she a little old to goto the Virginia Military Academy?

[lovemydog]

41. VMA is looking for a few good

Kardashians to help save us from the rising tide of something.

[Mnpaul]

38. An attempt to make her top look larger

than her bottom.

[marzipanni]

39. Much to the dismay of the paparazzi, she had utilized adhesive. n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

42. Better yet, somebody explain why she's at the VMA.

[Yavin4]

45. She's married to Kanye West who was nominated

So, there's that.

[TreasonousBastard]

46. Ouch! Forgot about that.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

44. Throw rug with a bad acid trip thrown in.

[840high]

47. U.G.L.Y.

[Baitball Blogger]

48. It's a backgammon dress.

No, Chinese checker fabric. Tic tac toe?

[raven mad]

49. Trying-To-Be-Retro Skank?

[undeterred]

50. Looks like a towel to wear while nursing babies.

[Recursion]

51. I'm in the minority here, but I think it works on her

You have to have a certain build to pull that off, but she does.