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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsScary Chinese fortune cookie I just got:
"You think that it is a secret, but it never has been one"
Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)"You like Chinese food."
edgineered
(2,101 posts)Three times in a row mine said: Learn Chinese. Must be a sign I thought. So I got the Fluenz program and did the first two levels. Now able to speak a little Chinese I go back to the restaurant and find out from Maggie that all the cookies say that on one side, the fortune is on the other. Xiexie ni, zaijian.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,560 posts)When I retired, my coworkers gave me a party! It was in a Chinese restaurant.
My fortune cookie read: You have clearly enjoyed every moment of your work!
Brigid
(17,621 posts)"You shall have thousands of gold pieces." I'm still waiting.
digonswine
(1,485 posts)"Everyone agrees-you are the best."
How did it know?
shenmue
(38,506 posts)HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)my parents took my husband, his parents and me out to a very nice Chinese restaurant. My fortune cookie said "The only one interested in your love life is you". For years I had it on display right next to the sake cup from that same night.
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)"Pain and misery will haunt your miserable soul for all eternity."
I want to see ones that say things like, "Don't duck that telephone call from the IRS." or "You will be overwhelmed by the simple eloquence of a LeRoy Neimann painting, proving you have shitty taste."
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)...three times in about a month there was NO fortune in my freakin' cookie. Freaked me out. It was like when I was younger and used to read cards or have my cards read. I'd always get the damned tower. At some point, even the least of believers gotta say, "wtf...".
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Just saying