Now available at the DU Lounge Drugstore....

[LynneSin]

[OriginalGeek]

1. I could prolly use the last one

but I'm gonna need a much bigger tube of the first one.


And reason #2000 why I love my wife: "What? Dental pecker? Aren't they all?"

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I'd love to get #3, the others, not so much, especially #2...

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Do they still carry my favorite?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. EEEEEEEEEEEK!

[rug]

5. Nanometer and condom do not belong in the same phrase.

Elementary marketing.

[LynneSin]

6. Neither do Atomic and Enema

Seriously - you want this coming out of your behind?

[rug]

7. Well, I have been known to leave shadows on the bathroom wall.

[LynneSin]

8. *** reminds herself to turn down any invitation to rug's house ***

[rug]

9. You too?

[rurallib]

11. comes in uranium, plutonium and thorium flavors.

[antiquie]

10. It's for ladies.

Dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.

LynneSin doesn't make this shit up, people.

[rug]

12. You know entirely too much about this.

[Kali]

13. what no coupons???!!