Time to polish the knob.

[rug]

[lunatica]

1. I hear that's not the way you do it

the wire scouring pads tend to scratch it.

[rug]

2. He should take the protection off his hands and put it on his knob.

[Wounded Bear]

3. That knob looks a little....uh....floppy...

[pinboy3niner]

4. Looks like a 'bate & switch thread

[rug]

5. You have a dirty, dirty mind.

This is about hardware.

[Lochloosa]

6. Booooo

[Ron Obvious]

7. I've never found rotational motion that effective. n/t

[rug]

8. Observe his technique.

He's holding it with one hand and rubbing it with the other.

[edgineered]

9. So the rector didn't believe that the cat peed on the matches?

and now he does his penance.

[Tobin S.]

10. Do you really need gloves to do that?

[Ron Obvious]

11. You know, it just occurred to me

That this phrase could possibly be misinterpreted as having a euphemistic meaning. I'm sure that was the farthest thing from Rug's mind, or indeed anyone here, so I felt I should point it out to save anyone embarrassment.

[rug]

12. Thank you, Ron. You can never trust where people's minds go in here.

[Earth_First]

13. That's a pretty flaccid knob... nt

[baldguy]

14. Everyone knows it works better when you do it with a partner.

More fun too!

[Kaleva]

15. Note the use of gloves and container to catch the....

[rug]

16. Safety first!

[pinboy3niner]

17. What's the container for?

[rug]

18. Drippings.