And now, another edition of MODERN PROBLEMS

[MrScorpio]

[LisaLynne]

1. I just added a ...

"Thanks, Obama!!" after every one of those.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

3. me too! rofl!

My Faves!!!:








THANKS ALOT, OBAMA!

[LiberalEsto]

2. And you know what's causing all of these? High fructose corn syrup, that's what.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. And gravity.

Fucking gravity is everywhere.

[LiberalEsto]

6. Personally, I think this country needs a strong anti-gravity movement

Who's up with that?

[logosoco]

10. Well if Obama would just come out for gravity you know who would be against it! nt

[progressoid]

16. Remember, gravity is only a theory.

I don't believe it really exists.

[petronius]

7. Possibly, but you know we didn't have any of those problems before fluoride

in our drinking water. (Except for the catching-on-fire-and-jumping-out-the-window one - that's caused by routine childhood vaccinations...)

[LiberalEsto]

8. OR before the Olive Garden opened. nt

[petronius]

9. Good lord you're right! Is there no limit to this conspiracy??!?

[antiquie]

5. I whined, I'm sorry.

[logosoco]

11. Aside from laughing at people unable to accomplish feats I have been able to teach small children,

I am wondering what is the deal with the pizza one? I feel a little stupid now. Almost as bad as some of the people in these clips!

[politicat]

12. Why try to cut bread with Romano cheese? And what's with the psychic pain bond?

A low speed soccer ball on the shin isn't fall down painful, and even if it was, why is the letter carrier getting it?

Also, the bread and cheese is just weird.

I think the pizza one is dissatisfaction with the ease/frequency of takeout. Note the Chinese cartons on the table.

[sharp_stick]

14. You have to use a

good quality Parmigiano-Reggiano to cut bread. Damned heathens.

[baldguy]

13. I just noticed ....

Same house, same little boy. Did the first family just move away & leave him there?

[MrScorpio]

15. Actually, the whole family is the same, except for the mommy...

That's right, they brought in a relief mommy.

[progressoid]

17. How many wives is he going to have to go through to get a decent pizza and soda?!

[elleng]

18. Oh.NOEs!!!