Summer is coming to an end I hope you slackers are ready for a new season of the War on Christmas

[LynneSin]

I hope each and every one of you took your training serious because I expect this season to be bigger better and stronger as we battle those nitwits at Faux News and show them our just battle against the War on Christmas.

Check in here and tell us how you kept up your summer training to stay fit for this never ending battle

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. Doin my part.

Went down to the local school board and put in a request to borrow one of their rocket launchers to shoot Santa out of the sky.

[lovemydog]

2. heh heh

[femmocrat]

5. OMG!!!

[Arugula Latte]

14. Stand your ground!

[orleans]

3. sorry but "in my mind i can't study war no more"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I've been sneaking into Christmas tree farms

and turning the trees into little twisted Bonsai.

[Wait Wut]

7. I want one!

I'd keep it year round!

[DFW]

6. I became a draft dodger

Barring unforeseen circumstances, I'll be overseas until December 26th.

[rurallib]

8. I snuck some "elf Miracle Grow" (a very unknown product)

into the North Pole water supply. The effects should start becoming apparent @ Halloween. It's a two-fer for Halloween and Christmas - may even affect New Years for some newly tall dudes.

[pipi_k]

9. Gorilla warfare

Yep, that's right

I recruited an army of silver-backed gorillas and trained them to hurl their own gorilla feces at Christmas light displays

I up their fiber intake right after thanksgiving and they're good to go (heh heh) two weeks later

[Tom Kitten]

10. I bought a used MIG on ebay

and have been busy filing my tobacco stained cuspids.

[grilled onions]

11. I Will Have An Unspending Christmas

I will not enter any store except for food or meds. Gifting will be by giving to, say the food pantry or if I read a wish list from seniors who desire hand towels,wash cloths etc I will raid my linen closet and select my best which never gets used and "share" with them. For others I will make greeting cards and hand them out by the box.
There is no reason to encourage the madness that seems to start earlier every year. By the 4th we already see plastic pumpkins and before old Tom Turkey can ruffle his feathers the fake trees are pushing him out of the way.
There is no such thing as ONE gift either. It's time to outspend each other. You can't show love with only one gift and the bigger the better. Go in debt till April is the battle cry. The kids may break their toys the day after Ch
ristmas but you have the joy of paying them off long into next year!!
The usual Ho Ho Ho is replaced by Har Har Har as the store owners(especially those box stores) spend their day counting their profits and push the customers into over spending.

[Coventina]

12. I bought a "Calvin" sticker of him peeing on a creche.

And, I'm going to keep reminding people of the true meaning of Christmas: The death and re-birth of the Son of the Goddess as shown in the sky at the Solstice.

Let's put religion back into the holiday!
Enough of this crass commercialism!!!

[OriginalGeek]

13. Ready

[hifiguy]

15. You reminded me of the single funniest thing

I have ever seen on the intertubes, and it was right here at DU:

jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 07:30 PM
Original message
If you're destroying Christmas, here's your yard decoration
My store has acrylic polar bears and various kinds of reindeer for outdoor display.

Get one reindeer and about six polar bears.

Lay the reindeer on its side. Then put the polar bears in a ring around the reindeer.

__________

Here is a link to the thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4194452

I was MN ChimpH8R in those bygone days of yore.

[antiquie]

16. I knocked Elf on the Shelf

into the fireplace.

[politicat]

17. I read that as Sumer is coming to an end, and thought, that's a 5000 year old headline.

Because it's not every day that ziggurat humor happens.

I trained to wrap all gifts in tasteful, greyscale, geometric paper.

[Baitball Blogger]

18. I have a shed full of baby Jesus's that I'm ready to put

in the manger cribs on Hanukah.

I hope I get points for creativity.

[LynneSin]

20. I think you might be ready for the major leagues this year

[Wolf Frankula]

19. A Local Mithraist Does a Creche

Baby Mithras, Magi, Shepherds and Devas, No Mary or Joseph, Mithras is lying on a rock.

And then there's Jeff who took a Santa, painted his clothes green and black, put a patch on one eye and gave him a spear, Odin Claus!

Wolf