A Frenchman, a Scot and a teabagger walk into a bar

[jmowreader]

The bartender asks the Frenchman what he'll have.

"A RW."
'What's that?'
"A red wine."

Then the Scot...
"A WW."
'White wine?'
"No sir. Whisky and water."

And finally the teabagger, who sits and thinks for a bit...
"I'll have a fifteen."
'And what the hell is THAT?'
"A seven-and-seven."

[sakabatou]

1. *scratches head*

I don't get it.

[KamaAina]

3. Seven and seven is fourteen, not fifteen

The teabagger is demonstrating what a he is.

[femmocrat]

4. A Seven and Seven is a cocktail.

It is made with Seagram's 7 whiskey and 7-Up.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. Seven Crown is the cheap stuff.

My daddy drank VO (Very Old) Seagram's blended Canadian whisky.

The stuff ain't cheap. Mom threatened to leave him so he stopped drinking.

[Turbineguy]

2. That's about right.