Bob McDonnell's first night in prison
He's lying in his bunk, and all of a sudden, out of the darkness...
"Forty-two!" Followed by huge gales of laughter.
"Twenty-six!" More laughter.
So he asked his cellmate what was going on.
"They're telling jokes. We've all heard these jokes so many times we've memorized them, so we gave them each a number. Now someone yells out a number and we just play back the joke in our heads. Don't worry, we've got them written down and we'll give you a copy tomorrow."
Ol' Governor Ultrasound thinks this is a great idea, so he decides to get into it, and yells...
"Two hundred and eight!" Dead silence.
"Two hundred and eight!" even louder. Crickets.
"Two hundred and eight must be a really bad one, huh?" Governor Ultrasound said.
"No, it's the best one...but some guys just can't tell a joke."
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