Missing Driver Says He Woke Up In A Field Of Donkeys

[underpants]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/driver-wakes-up-field-of-donkeys


ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) — A driver who went missing after a one-car rollover in New Mexico says he later woke up in afield of donkeys.

KOAT-TV reports (http://goo.gl/qybzKn ) New Mexico State Police say the driver called 911 seven hours after investigators failed to find any victims from the crash in Roswell late Friday.

The driver, whose name has not been released, told 911 dispatchers that he was lost and found himself surrounded by the animals.

[Orrex]

1. He apparently fell in a ditch in that field when he tried to approach one of the donkeys

Because he couldn't tell an ass from a hole in the ground.

[underpants]

2. Well done

But wait! It's Roswell NM

[csziggy]

10. That gives a whole new dimension to the "grays"

[sarge43]

9. DUzzy. nt

[ohnoyoudidnt]

3. Conveniently for him they can't prove he was over the legal limit

at least no one was seriously hurt.

[Ino]

4. I woke up next to a lake once...

surrounded by tufted titmice.

[Brother Buzz]

5. I'm not saying all aliens are donkeys

But all donkeys are aliens

[Wait Wut]

6. I got lost in a cornfield in Indiana.

There were no donkeys, but there was a bar out in the middle of the cornfield that was full of some people that seemed to be part of the cast of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I think that was as creeped out as I could ever be.

[Kber]

7. That must have been some party.

Good thing most donkeys cant use cell phone cameras. God only knows what could get posted.

[sarge43]

8. If he's a Republican, that's delicious irony nt

[rug]

11. It happens.

[shenmue]

12. I woke up with no pants at a gas station in NJ