Arr, matey. Ya wouldn't 'ave dese 'ere problems if ya woulda joined da Nay-Veee

[MrScorpio]

Somthing to think abooot.

[Xyzse]

1. See, all I've been doing is copious use of:

I fail at talking like a pirate.
Arrrr...

[MrScorpio]

2. Aye, Matey, swash me yer buckle

Avast, dat's a mighty fine kit, ya 'ave dere. Would ya care to part with it for the right asking price?

[Xyzse]

4. Sure,

It isn't mine any how.
I pirated it.

[valerief]

3. Well, blow me

down

[malthaussen]

5. Talk like a Pirate:

"We gonna get down. We gonna do the do. I’m going to hit these motherfuckers." (Dock Ellis, 1974)

-- Mal

[hifiguy]

6. It be Pirate Day.

A foine holiday. Grog fer all tonight, mates, then off to plunder on the high seas!!

And there's always the Royal Navy!

[Ptah]

7. The map you sold me for a bottle of rum did not lead me to any treasure.

Will your pirate overlords answer the complaint line?