Packers Hire Neil Peart To Help Offense Find Rhythm

[Dr. Strange]

The Green Bay Packers today announced that they have hired song-writer and percussionist Neil Peart1Peart as a consultant to help the offense find its rhythm. Peart, long-time drummer for the band Rush, was brought in to take the offense to the next level.

“Wow, this is a great offense, I just would like to tweak it.” said Peart yesterday.

The Packers are one of the most high powered offenses in the NFC, but it wasn’t until the second half of Sunday’s game against the Jets that they started to show their potential.
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http://www.cheesenewswire.com/2014/09/packers-hire-neil-peart-to-help-offense-find-rhythm/

And the ones called wide receivers
Must be the ones who block

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Meanwhile, Geddy Lee's busy with the Toronto Blue Jays.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/09/19/geddy-lees-baseball-obsession-makes-it-really-hard-for-me-to-hate-rush/

[Dr. Strange]

2. You can't hate Rush.

Anymore than you can hate Chuggo. It just can't be done.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Canadians in general are just adorable and intrinsically loveable.*

*I said in general, not in each and every circumstance:

[Dr. Strange]

5. The exception what proves the rule, eh.

[hifiguy]

3. Neil's polyrhythms are far too complex for the Cheeseheads.

They should have called Ringo instead.

[Dr. Strange]

6. Ringo was on the short list to be brought in...

but assistant coach Yoko Ono had him removed.

[hifiguy]

7. That deserves a

Pinkie Pie rimshot.