Cop car crashes into the side of a Dunkin' Donuts

[Kingofalldems]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/09/19/a-cop-car-just-crashed-into-the-side-of-a-dunkin-donuts/

[Aristus]

1. The jokes simply write themselves...

[Orrex]

2. He should be subjected to cruller unusual punishment.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. He's in a hole lot of trouble. nt

[Arugula Latte]

4. Maybe he should fritter away a few days in jail thinking about his actions.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. He's just going to say his eyes glazed over for a second. nt

[OriginalGeek]

8. I'd like to see him bear claw his way out of this one.

[Arugula Latte]

9. But maple the bars are too thick...

[OriginalGeek]

10. maybe he can sopapilla himselt up

and slip through the bars...

[Yavin4]

11. If he was in Boston, he would be creamed for sure. n/t

[hifiguy]

5. Yes, the cosmos has a sense of irony.

[In_The_Wind]

6. Drive-thru ... not Drive-In.

[TBF]

13. ...

I think he tried to drive right through the middle ... cops these days.

[Yavin4]

12. Pic of the cop after the crash