What a boob: Florida woman gets third breast implant (mildly NSFW)
Florida Woman strikes again!
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/what_a_boob_florida_woman_gets_third_breast_implant
Twenty-one-year old massage therapist Jasmine Tridevil from Tampa, Florida (NATURALLY) always wanted a third breast. And just like the three-breasted character in the 1990 film Total Recall, she’s gone and done it. Apparently she visited over 50 plastic surgeons till she finally found one who agreed to do the surgery. The third boob didn’t come cheap either, she spent around $20,000 for it. (What a boob!)
According to reports online, Jasmine wants to land a reality show and she’s hoping her third boob will get there. She has upcoming bookings on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Inside Edition.
However, Jasmine denies all of this and says, “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”
Um, Jasmine, if you wanted to make yourself unattractive to men, you failed.
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which I believe Douglas Adams invented.
Beavis: Check it out Butthead! This chick has three boobs!
Butthead: Uh... how many butts does she have?
I didn't have to spend $20K to be unattractive and not date. In fact it was really easy - it came quite naturally, I might say, even with only two boobs. 
In any event, some men might actually find her arrangement weirdly attractive instead of creepy and disturbing.
You never know. Some of us go for what's on the inside, y'know.
...of keeping us abreast of the latest and most interesting developments.
FYI, save $20k by just saying no to dates. 
Three boobed women are a fantasy among a certain sect.
There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.
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from Sarah Wood ?@OpinionatedDem on the twitterverse
