CDN = Computer Does Nothing.

[KamaAina]

[Xipe Totec]

1. Run the HCF instruction

HCF=Halt and Catch Fire.

[Recursion]

6. I always liked the mythical EBCDIC character EOU

"End Of User". It causes the receiving terminal to explode.

[antiquie]

2. Sounds like an ID 10 T situation.

[IDemo]

3. Doesn't boot, or totally dead?

Expand a bit on 'Nothing'.

[KamaAina]

4. Hangs for a second or two

every time a Content Delivery Network (CDN) loads.

[IDemo]

5. Sounds like a CDN or ISP issue if all else loads without delay

Unless your browser is attempting to load a plug-in to display video or play audio content. Have you tried to duplicate the problem on another browser?