The Onion Slideshow: 12 Top-Paying Jobs In The U.S

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Doctor: Among the country’s top-paying professionals are doctors, the broad category of medical practitioners who tell people how they will die. Doctors receive years of training to examine patients and figure out what will kill them, such as cancer or a genetic defect. For determining how patients will become a corpse, doctors can make $150,000 a year or more.

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1. The Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development:

The nation’s Housing Secretary is the perfect job for a cold and calculating individual who would stab absolutely anyone in the back to be president themselves. The position is traditionally filled by a shrewd, deceitful individual who can picture himself or herself in that beautiful Oval Office right now and is actively plotting ways to make it happen.

Sounds like Andy Cuomo

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2. Love this one.

Big Fancy Business Man: A big fancy business man is a person who puts on a big fancy business suit and shiny business shoes to have special meetings with other similarly dressed people with nice hair and ties. A typical big fancy business man spends his days getting out of the backseats of taxis while on the phone, saying the phrase, “I want those revenue projections,” and either sitting around a big shiny table or standing in front of a big shiny table. Big fancy business men earn a lot of money because they’re so important.

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3. Me too.

That and "Randy Newman"

LOL