Existential carrot

[rug]

[betsuni]

1. It does not carrot all for your absurd fancy bourgeois dinner soups

This must be from "The Brothers Carrotmazov."

[rug]

7. It must have just seen a particularly stirring performance of Romeo and Jullienne.

[Wounded Bear]

2. Tuber or not tuber, that is the question...nt

[pinboy3niner]

4. For Elizabethan wisdom the bard is hard to beet!

[rug]

8. That is indeed the root of the question.

[pinboy3niner]

3. I, for one, am rooting for him

Lettuce not cast asparagus.

[rug]

9. I dig that.

[Tom Kitten]

5. That carrot is in the soup!

Perhaps for having a parsnippity attitude?

Naw, carrots, by nature, are existential beings. Knowing this, only a carrot superhero could save us from the even more existential
threat that is a giant spider in diapers...

[pinboy3niner]

6. Thanks! Now I'll know to call a carrot when I run into a giant spider in diapers!

[rug]

10. God help us if Aunt Clau arrives.

[pinboy3niner]

11. The philosophy seems to be similar to "I think, therefore I yam."

[rug]

12. Rene Descarrot said that.

[betsuni]

13. Well, "All is for digest" -- like Voltiare writes in "Candide Yams"

[pinboy3niner]

14. Candide Yams, ROFL!

[betsuni]

15. Peeling and Nothingness