Mom irate when 2nd grade teacher refuses vagina cookies

[KamaAina]

http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/09/24/mom-irate-when-2nd-grade-teacher-refuses-vagina-cookies/

A mother who’s being called Autumn Lily Speaker on Reddit was supposedly outraged when her daughter’s second-grade teacher refused to serve students a tray of vagina cookies....

Autumn (this isn’t her real name but the teacher says it’s close) volunteered and showed up to class with a pan full of treats and said with a smile, “I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today.”

The teacher was completely baffled and at a loss for words. “I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas,” the teacher shared. “Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS. ...

Autumn, who Reddit users are calling a radical feminist, lost her top. The mother started screaming in front of the class and telling the teacher that she should be proud of her vagina and that she’s settling for a “woman’s role” in life.

[NYC_SKP]

1. “Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS."

The teacher was completely baffled and at a loss for words. “I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas,” the teacher shared. “Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS.

“There were small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch with beef curtains. Perplexed I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply ‘I’m sorry Autumn, but I can’t give these to my students. This just isn’t appropriate.’”

Autumn, who Reddit users are calling a radical feminist, lost her top. The mother started screaming in front of the class and telling the teacher that she should be proud of her vagina and that she’s settling for a “woman’s role” in life.

“Finally after what seemed like an eternity, she storms out of the class leaving her vagina cookies on my desk,” the teacher said. “I scramble to collect my thoughts and take control of the situation before my second graders develop vaginal PTSD. My only thought is to scrape off the vagina frosting and hand out the plain sugar cookies to my students.”

[Initech]

3. All Kinds Of Vaginas playing the Troubadour this weekend.

Get your tickets while they're hot!

[NYC_SKP]

4. I've got my tickets and I'm gonna come!

No sweeter sound than All Kinds of Vaginas!

[Initech]

5. One wrong letter and your subject line could totally be misinterpreted there.

[hack89]

11. "fire crotch with beef curtains" - can anyone enlighten me as to what this means? nt

[awoke_in_2003]

27. A red head with meaty lips?

of course, lips are not vagina.

[orleans]

23. the story is on snopes dot com

http://www.snopes.com/info/news/cookies.asp

"given the "friend of a friend" telling and the outrageous behavior on the part of the parent involved, it is entirely possible that the tale is either exaggerated or wholly fabricated."

[OriginalGeek]

30. I was ready to call shenanigans

at "fire crotch beef curtains".

Sorry, no teacher would say that for publication.

[pinboy3niner]

31. The negative depiction of the kooky "radical feminist" also was hard to swallow

It sounds like something dreamed up in an MRA group or at a meeting of Tea Party Moms for Palin.

[OriginalGeek]

32. Yep, those batshits

can only make stuff up. they have nothing real to complain about.

[jmowreader]

25. Sounds like a good name for a post-punk band to me

Now playing at The Hollywood Bowl: ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS!

Ye gads, this had to have been pulled out of someone's ass: Who in fuck thinks lessons about the vagina are appropriate for second graders?

[Xyzse]

2. The lady got really mad about it too.

I mean, geeze, this is no different to forcing ideals on someone else's children.

Also the same thing as giving 2nd graders penis cookies.

I understand trying to be nice, but that is just dumb.

[narnian60]

6. Psycho mother.

Can't believe the teacher thought she had to do anything with them but throw them in the trash.

[progressoid]

7. Remember the good old days when Moms would only make penis cookies?

[KamaAina]

8. DUzy!

[DawgHouse]

9. Those were the days. nt

[awoke_in_2003]

28. Such a long time ago. nt

[pinboy3niner]

29. "Aw Mom, penis cookies AGAIN?" "Shut up, Beaver, or I'll give them to Wally!"

[Brigid]

10. Gee, when my mom made cookies . . .

They were oatmeal raisin, peanut butter, or chocolate chip. Who knew?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. raisin, peanut butter, or chocolate chip?

No nuts?

[KamaAina]

18. Yet another DUzy!!

But think about the peanut butter ones for a moment.

[rurallib]

13. the mother went to a lot of work

probably googled lots of pictures to be as accurate as possible.
No appreciation for art.

[IrishEyes]

14. I'm a feminist.

I was raised by a feminist. I'm shocked.

What the hell was she thinking?

[Generic Brad]

15. She should have disguised them as mutant donuts

That would be one way to get them into the classroom.

[rug]

16. What a dick.

[KamaAina]

19. I should have known that was coming.

[kath]

17. These would, of course, have been VULVA cookies, not vagina cookies

the ignorance surrounding female anatomy is really discouraging. Sigh.

[KamaAina]

20. Yeah, it'd have to be something like vagina donuts

[undeterred]

24. Donut holes.

[jmowreader]

26. I'm thinking vagina cannolis

And of course, what good is a lesson involving vagina cookies unless you hand out penis gummis with them?

[3catwoman3]

33. You are exactly right, and I...

...am sighing right along with you.

Sorta OT, but I will never be able to own a Volvo. The name is just to close.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

21. Hoax

Even a knuckle dragger such as myself doesn't buy this.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. me either.

but - you are on your own with the knuckle dragging stuff

[Liberal Veteran]

34. Yeah....the story smells fishy to me.

[Feral Child]

35. Walking that fine line, LV

[libodem]

36. The mutant donuts

Comment was the best! I'm not sure how to express this but the vagina is only one part of a vulva. Why are they not called by the proper name?

[ReverendDeuce]

37. NSFW: Reminds me of this...