The Typical DU discussion, condensed. (Get to 1:30 mark if you're in a hurry. So cute.)

[Baitball Blogger]

[femmocrat]

1. The little girl in the center has a future as a diplomat.

It takes a special calling to teach pre-school.

[progressoid]

2. They're both wrong.

Cuz my mom said its misting.

And don't poke my heart.

[irisblue]

3. well, GD anyway

and they all need naps.

[shenmue]

4. There was no cat. I demand a recount.

Nor was there mention of pie.

All DU discussions must include cats and pie.

[Enthusiast]

5. I like cats and pie.

[orleans]

6. no, you're pretty. and you're not real. i'm real.

[mackerel]

7. So was it raining?