Hunting humor.

[red dog 1]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other hunter pulls out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help..First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence. Then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[dballance]

1. I am embarassed I laughed at that.

It is funny though - in dark kind of way.

[HeiressofBickworth]

2. Reminds me of one of my favorite simple jokes:

Two morons were out hunting in the woods.
They came upon a naked lady and asked her if she was game.
She said yes.
So they shot her.

[jmowreader]

3. Two teabaggers were hunting deer...

They got one, gutted it and started dragging it back to camp.

"Damn, this is hard."
'That's because we're dragging it by the back legs and the hair's catching against the ground. If we drag it by the front legs, it'll be easier.

Half an hour later...

"You're right! It is easier to drag it by the front legs!"
'Yeah, but now we're dragging it away from camp.'