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Head Hog
One day a man calls the church office and says:
"Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"
The secretary thought she heard what he said, but says:
"I'm sorry, who?"
The caller repeated:
"Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"
The secretary then says:
"Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor' or 'Brother',
but I prefer you not refer to him as 'head hog at the trough!"
To this, the man replies:
"Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the church building fund..."
To this, the secretary quickly responds:
"Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!"
