A cop pulls a car over,
and tells the driver he has won $5,000 in the seat belt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asks the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answers.
"Oh, don't listen to him," says a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart alack when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat says: "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there's a knock from the trunk, and a voice says:
"Are we over the border yet?"
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