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MrScorpio

(73,778 posts) Thu Oct 9, 2014, 03:29 AM Oct 2014

In Soviet Russia, light poles run into you...

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In Soviet Russia, light poles run into you... (Original Post) MrScorpio Oct 2014 OP

Driver's really poor at avoiding road hazards pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #1

It's official. They're out to get us sarge43 Oct 2014 #2

LOL... Xyzse Oct 2014 #3

You and a few million other people sarge43 Oct 2014 #5

Slow learner pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #4

"he gets knocked down, but he gets up again" rurallib Oct 2014 #6

No. It goes like this: Brigid Oct 2014 #7

He had a whiskey drink, he had a vodka drink, he had a lager drink.... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #8

When I was a teenager, Chellee Oct 2014 #9

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. Driver's really poor at avoiding road hazards

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 03:49 AM

Oct 2014

What did they charge him with? Did he get a "light" sentence?

sarge43

(29,173 posts)

2. It's official. They're out to get us

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 09:33 AM

Oct 2014

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

3. LOL...

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 09:43 AM

Oct 2014

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing...

But I am.

sarge43

(29,173 posts)

5. You and a few million other people

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 10:47 AM

Oct 2014

He probably just got fired, too.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

4. Slow learner

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 09:46 AM

Oct 2014

Hope he catches on eventually.

rurallib

(64,833 posts)

6. "he gets knocked down, but he gets up again"

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 09:45 PM

Oct 2014

is that how the song goes?

Brigid

(17,621 posts)

7. No. It goes like this:

Reply to rurallib (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 10:01 PM

Oct 2014

Thank you sir may I have another *wham*
Thank you sir may I have another *wham*
Thank you sir may I have another *wham*

A HERETIC I AM

(24,903 posts)

8. He had a whiskey drink, he had a vodka drink, he had a lager drink....

Reply to rurallib (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 10:29 PM

Oct 2014

so it's no wonder he keeps getting whacked on the noggin.

Chellee

(2,301 posts)

9. When I was a teenager,

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Oct 10, 2014, 01:35 AM

Oct 2014

I was driving, and a tree jumped into the middle of the road, and hit the front of my car.

Honest.

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