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"Cat farts" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "cat farts". (Original Post) ohiosmith Mar 2012 OP
Rolling cat farts in the distance tXr Mar 2012 #1
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #4
Stores Confront Extreme Couponers’ Tactics With Cat Farts tXr Mar 2012 #2
A twofer! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #8
WOW! The cat farts are headed north, big time! tXr Mar 2012 #3
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #10
Six Truths in Cat Farts benld74 Mar 2012 #5
Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #13
You beat me on that one - I was going to do the same thing but leave "solo" in the title. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #6
Best cat farts w/Trombone? rug Mar 2012 #7
Hilarious! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #16
Many years ago, either Sparkly or I posted in the Lounge a thread titled "Farts are Funny" Stinky The Clown Mar 2012 #9
I recall that. ohiosmith Mar 2012 #20
Bill Moyers Essay: Are Cat Farts Fair to All? WhoIsNumberNone Mar 2012 #11
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #21
President Obama Calls Woman Who Testified At Contraception Hearing a Cat Fart WhoIsNumberNone Mar 2012 #12
Oh shit! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #23
A new respect for cat farts movers. OriginalGeek Mar 2012 #14
Best songs with TUBA cat farts... JSnuffy Mar 2012 #15
Jimi Hendrix as an opening act for the Cat Farts. OriginalGeek Mar 2012 #17
Happy Cat Farts Theodor Geisel OriginalGeek Mar 2012 #18
Herman Cain Super PAC Releases Its First Bizarre Cat Fart charlie and algernon Mar 2012 #19
How to make cat farts in the microwave LeftishBrit Mar 2012 #22
Indiana cat fart update: pscot Mar 2012 #24
Lounge picture thread: cat farts edition. Initech Mar 2012 #25
Price of Dry Cat Fart Gas Lower Than Anticipated MrMickeysMom Mar 2012 #26

benld74

(9,910 posts)
5. Six Truths in Cat Farts
Fri Mar 2, 2012, 02:33 PM
Mar 2012

1) When you least expect them, you happen to discover them

2) You cannot tell which cat it came from

3) Cats expressions cannot assist you in finding out

4) Cats could care less that they farted

5) You never could believe how bad a tuna fart is!

6) Ppppphhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Stinky The Clown

(67,819 posts)
9. Many years ago, either Sparkly or I posted in the Lounge a thread titled "Farts are Funny"
Fri Mar 2, 2012, 03:49 PM
Mar 2012

It was locked based on some "no bodily functions discussions" rule.

I for one am glad the community is now admitting it is actually comprised of actual grownups and is able to see actual humor where actual humor exists.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
17. Jimi Hendrix as an opening act for the Cat Farts.
Fri Mar 2, 2012, 04:44 PM
Mar 2012

Last edited Fri Mar 2, 2012, 08:40 PM - Edit history (1)

his encore was "The Breaking Wind Cries Meowy"



edited to make joke better.

In my mind, anyway.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
18. Happy Cat Farts Theodor Geisel
Fri Mar 2, 2012, 04:58 PM
Mar 2012

The fog comes
on little cat farts...

The Grinch and Whos and Horton too
All sit around with naught to do
Until the Cat in the Hat walks in
Walks in with that little cat farts grin
They know he's guilty
Yes he's the one
That let the wind escape his buns
And though they once had
Naught to do
They refuse to dwell in
stench of poo.

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