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Best cat farts (other than Kenny G) in a rock song...
tXr
(333 posts)tXr
(333 posts)tXr
(333 posts)benld74
(9,910 posts)1) When you least expect them, you happen to discover them
2) You cannot tell which cat it came from
3) Cats expressions cannot assist you in finding out
4) Cats could care less that they farted
5) You never could believe how bad a tuna fart is!
6) Ppppphhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)Stinky The Clown
(67,819 posts)It was locked based on some "no bodily functions discussions" rule.
I for one am glad the community is now admitting it is actually comprised of actual grownups and is able to see actual humor where actual humor exists.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)If you thought herding cats was tough...
JSnuffy
(374 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Last edited Fri Mar 2, 2012, 08:40 PM - Edit history (1)
his encore was "The Breaking Wind Cries Meowy"
edited to make joke better.
In my mind, anyway.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)The fog comes
on little cat farts...
The Grinch and Whos and Horton too
All sit around with naught to do
Until the Cat in the Hat walks in
Walks in with that little cat farts grin
They know he's guilty
Yes he's the one
That let the wind escape his buns
And though they once had
Naught to do
They refuse to dwell in
stench of poo.
charlie and algernon
(13,447 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,212 posts)pscot
(21,024 posts)Henryville leveled!
Initech
(100,105 posts)MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)pppppfpfffftt!