"Gravity bong" prompts Adams City High School modified lockdown

[KamaAina]

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_26891441/adams-city-high-school-modified-lockdown-after-smoke

Adams City High School was put on modified lockdown Friday morning after a student's gravity bong — a device that uses the force of gravity to pull large amounts of cannabis into a chamber — released smoke in a classroom, officials said.

"As a precautionary measure our students were placed on a modified lockdown to limit movement throughout the school," the school said in a release. "School resource officers and nurses are on site as a precautionary measure to address the needs of students if necessary."...

"Everybody is safe," Deidel said. "The kid who did it is in the office meeting with the disciplinary team right now."

A strong marijuana smell was released into the school, Deidel said. Several students were monitored by the school nurse before they were released.

edit: The phrase of the day is "gravity bong". You know what to do.

[GeorgeGist]

1. OMG ...

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"Everybody is safe," Deidel said.

[ReverendDeuce]

2. SPOILER ALERT

The Gravity Bong is a major plot device in "Interstellar" and the primary means of starship propulsion.

[Taitertots]

3. If my school sent me to a nurse for being near a bong, I'd troll them so hard

Listing off a series of increasingly sillier symptoms until they just kick me out.

[Initech]

5. Not to be outdone, Prescott Pharmaceuticals has introduced Vaxabong.

Side effects of Vaxabong include :

Ukraine In The Membrane
Jimmy Cracks Corn
Chicken fingers
Farts a plenty

Prescott Pharmaceuticals: If you don't get cured, try try again.

[nomorenomore08]

7. The last one on the list sounds like me after a good helping of broccoli...

[Initech]

4. I saw Gravity Bong at the Troubadour last week. They were pretty strong.

[KamaAina]

12. Were they opening for The Munchies?

[Initech]

15. No they were opening for the Upscale Sodomites.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5736331

[KamaAina]

16. Oh, right. That was downstairs at my club!

[Electric Monk]

6. What I want to know is just how big was it, and how much did he pack in the bowl? nt

[nomorenomore08]

9. From what I remember (been several years) it only took a pinch to get loaded, using that method.

[Electric Monk]

10. But how much to hot box an entire school? That was clearly quite ambitious, if not very wise. nt

[nomorenomore08]

11. True. Didn't think of that part, but really, I have no idea.

[nomorenomore08]

8. I've been called a strong gravity bong defender.

And user, for that matter.

[orleans]

13. thank god everybody is safe!!!

who knows what kind of damage could possibly be done by proximity exposure to such a device!

and what a great idea to limit their "movement throughout the school"

you wouldn't want them wandering around, going to another class, to the bathroom, or the lunchroom--of all places!!!

that strong smell of marijuana will be with these students in the days to come, something they are not likely to forget anytime soon. and i pray that nurse wasn't getting a contact high simply from doing her job and monitoring the students who smelled like pot!


GRAVITY BONG: when rolling papers or a one-hitter simply won't do.

[antiquie]

14. Obama says FCC should reclassify gravity bong as a utility.