Better see a doctor

[My Good Babushka]

iatronudia n- a psychological condition wherein a woman pretends to be ill in order to disrobe in front of a doctor.

I never knew it was a condition, I thought it was an advanced tactical gold-digging maneuver. I better see a doctor about it.

[rurallib]

1. there is a word for everything, ain't there?

[frogmarch]

2. What's an antonym for iatronudia?

When I'm sick, I often pretend I'm well so I don't have to.

[My Good Babushka]

4. Gymnophobia.

Probably.
Don't be afraid, live wild and free.

[frogmarch]

6. Thanks.

OK, will do.

[orleans]

12. ha! me too n/t

[Xipe Totec]

3. I have a labcoat and I work pro bono. nt

[My Good Babushka]

5. Wear the plague doctor's mask

and don't skimp on the leeches.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Is that a turn on?

If so, totally!

[pinboy3niner]

8. The leeches part worked for Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber

[Xipe Totec]

9. Who am I to challenge tradition? Leeches it is!

Whatever works!

[bluedigger]

10. I think for this job a working pro boner is better.

[Xipe Totec]

11. Bested me!