Your Friday Public Service Announcement

[LiberalEsto]

I'm not ready for a keeper

This public service announcement is publicly served to the public by the Public Service Announcement Service, which has been a little preoccupied with personal issues lately, but is still determined to serve public service announcements to the public, or else.

[geardaddy]

1. But I like protruding the tartness and keenness out the staircase.

It's what I do!

[LiberalEsto]

2. I hate getting tartness and keenness all over my shoes

That does it!
From now on I'm keeping an eye on you.

[geardaddy]

3. ...

I can't help it! I overflow with tartness and keenness!

[cyberswede]

4. Where the heck are we supposed to diaport, then?

If we can't do it at the passageway?

[progressoid]

5. I was going to post a funny picture...

But then I googled "escalator accident"

Yikes.

https://www.google.com/search?q=escalator+accident&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=YyV&rls=org.mozilla:en-US fficial&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5iaLVM-xNMfUoAT27IKoDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAw&biw=1760&bih=963

[LiberalEsto]

6. Escalators are not for fooling around

but then there's this:

[rurallib]

7. Do people actually ambulate in the staircase????

can't they do that at home?

[LiberalElite]

8. I'd never think of doing any of those things! nt