What's a favorite movie quote of yours?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

One of mine: "Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen."

[Tom_Foolery]

1. You'll be able to spit nails, kid...

Like the guy says, you're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap thunder. You're gonna become a very dangerous person

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

2. Burgess Meredith, one of the greats

Another of my favorites: "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning's done!"

[Tom_Foolery]

3. All the Rocky movies had some great lines in the them...

[Grantuspeace]

181. "She was one tough momma."

From the Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn movie Foul Play.

[lastlib]

4. "Mongo only PAWN in Game of Life!"--Blazing Saddles!

cracks me up! . . .

and of course, Hedy ("That's Hedley!&quot Lamar's brilliant speech:

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers...and METHODISTS!!"

[Ron Obvious]

9. That movie is nothing BUT great quotes

'scuse me while I whip this out!

[A Simple Game]

91. That's the first one I thought of. n/t

[Trajan]

178. We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs!

Now go do, the voodoo, that YOU do ... so well!

[Smarmie Doofus]

76. +1. n/t

[pipi_k]

5. For reasons unknown

to me, it's:


"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

92. Obviously a comment on the RNC

[Bagsgroove]

6. I am serious...

[GoCubsGo]

7. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here.

This is the War Room."

[Sherman A1]

161. +1

A great film with so many great quotes!

[Padiddle]

209. Jack D. Ripper

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy... to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Little-known fact: Jack didn't actually die. He went on to become a Fox News Contributor and a regular on Alex Jones.

[Ron Obvious]

8. OK

"You'll have to do better than that!", said in a smiling, orotund fashion.

Merlin in Excalibur (1982 or thereabouts)

[Iggo]

10. "I couldn't've done it."

Same guy. Same movie.

[Ron Obvious]

11. You did it!

"You pulled the sword from the stone"
"That was easy!"
"Is it? I couldn't have done it."

Recognised it right away!

Corny as all get out with the aluminium plate armour, but one of my favourites nonetheless, and the movie that made me fall in love with the music of Richard Wagner (hitherto considered contaminated in our household).

[Iggo]

27. My favorite line, and the one I've used a million times, is...

"Can you make her love me, Merlin?"

[sarge43]

149. My favorite

It is the doom of men that they forget.

[riderinthestorm]

12. Come with me if you want to live

The Terminator.

Maybe not the greatest but its the one that came to mind first. It could only have been carried off by Arnold I think....

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

36. "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

[frogmarch]

13. "Remember when we thought Frank

might be the Unabomber?" (You've Got Mail)

I'm not sure why, but that line of dialogue keeps popping into my head lately.

[tabbycat31]

14. From Can't Hardly Wait

Yeah cheesy teen movie about a HS graduation, but it was released on my graduation day so it means a little more to me.

"I do believe there's such a thing as fate, it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes."

[DFW]

15. "Get your filthy hands off my asp"

Woman dressed as Cleopatra at a costume party to Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) in "The Pink Panther"

[DFW]

16. "Rose avec des étoiles vertes"

"Pink with green stars"

Jean-Paul Belmondo in "L'Homme de Rio" when asked what color car he wanted to rent (he got his wish, too)

[BarbaRosa]

17. "I said I never had much use for one.

Never said I didn't know how to use it."

[DFW]

19. Quigley Down Under

I always liked that one too.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

33. Excellent but I also like...

...: "Don't worry, on a new job it's quite common for things not to go well at first."

[Miles Archer]

18. Robert Mitchum, in the Martin Scorsese remake of Cape Fear...

"Well, pardon me all over the place."

[pinboy3niner]

20. What hump?

[csziggy]

32. "Could be raining."

[pinboy3niner]

77. No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

34. "Walk this way." n/t

[1step]

21. "No. Have You?"

From Aliens. If you've seen the film, you need no further explanation!

[Ino]

60. Greatest joke ever!

I LMAO when she said that!

[benld74]

111. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[catbyte]

162. "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."

The great Bette Davis in "All About Eve", a movie jam packed with great lines.

[Wolf Frankula]

22. Werewolf?

There! There wolf! There Castle!

Wolf

[pinboy3niner]

24. I could be wrong, but I'm sensing a little bias here

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

35. "What knockers"

[hunter]

23. Buckaroo Banzai:

Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Dr. Who:

I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing.

I try to live by the first quote, but my "real life" (if there is such a thing) is most often described by the second.

[FSogol]

115. Same here: "remember, no matter where you go, there you are." n/t

[sharp_stick]

25. Wendy Darling

"Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! Ha, ha."

I looked it up to get it right, I was close by memory but not quite.

[murielm99]

26. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

[malthaussen]

52. Yeah, "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" was a great flick

-- Mal

[Iggo]

28. "Daddy would've gotten us Uzis."

[Hell Hath No Fury]

67. Loved that movie.

[Iggo]

74. True classic.

[bluedigger]

29. "Endeavor to persevere!"

[ProfessorGAC]

140. And After We Considered It. . .

. . .we declared war on the Union. I know that's not perfect. I didn't have to watch the clip to remember that monologue.

[betsuni]

30. "I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely,

just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. ... Poopy Pants?"

[jdenver_2624]

31. Mine is, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

From Gone with the Wind, one of the greatest films of all time.

[pinboy3niner]

37. I liked 'Went With the Wind' better

"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it."

[nilesobek]

38. "Double secret probation!" Animal House.

[malthaussen]

53. I liked the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor more:) n/t

[sarge43]

54. "Better listen to him. He's in pre med." n/t

[hifiguy]

173. Boon: "I thought you were pre-law"

Otter: "Same thing."

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

88. "Face it, Kent...

...You threw up ON Dean Wormer."

[GGJohn]

39. I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

112. One of my faves.

[btrflykng9]

203. I like

"How many assholes are on this ship?"

[madamesilverspurs]

40. "Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice!"

Shirley Jones in Cheyenne Social Club.

[gort]

41. You speak treason!

Fluently.

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. "Social...demented and sad, but social..."

[First Speaker]

43. "Even a man who is pure of heart, and who says his prayers at night...

...can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright..." That always gives me a chill, even though I know just how cheesy the film is...

[pinboy3niner]

44. We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess

From Die Hard.

[ailsagirl]

45. ,,,,,

"Fasten your seatbelts-- it's going to be a bumpy night."

All About Eve, 1950

[vanlassie]

46. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[adirondacker]

102. "You've got city boy hands, Hooper. You been countin' money all your life"

[WhiteAndNerdy]

47. From "Sister Mary Explains It All"

Not the exact words, but Sister Mary is explaining that sometimes the answer to our prayers is "no," and gives an example of someone praying, "Please make my mother not crazy . . . God says no!" I was watching the movie with my GF and her crazy mother, and we were both just roaring with laughter, both having had a crazy mother and probably having asked the same thing at some point in our childhoods. Her mom was just staring at us in total bewilderment because she couldn't figure out what we thought was so funny.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

83. Been there, dome that.

[My Good Babushka]

48. "Eating black food...

is like consuming death. It is like saying 'Death, I am eating you!"

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.

[davidpdx]

49. "I'm a god, not thee God" -Groundhog Day

[sarge43]

50. "It's the simple things in life you treasure."

"Ducts! Why is it always ducts?"

"And it exploded."

Just about any snark from The Lion in Winter.

[Bertha Venation]

127. "And it exploded."

[Recursion]

51. Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown (nt)

[WinkyDink]

55. "If there is trouble, I stay here to help you, for your father, for your father."

Said by the great Enzo the Baker!

[DinahMoeHum]

56. "I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve"

- Joker

The Dark Knight

[trueblue2007]

57. "Are you okay Agnes?"

from BLIND DATE

[dawg]

58. "I said he'll flip you. Flip you for real."

[BubbaFett]

59. "HENDRY, KEEP HIM HERE!"

"He bought his fucking button!"

[pinboy3niner]

61. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

75. "This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen!"

[NewJeffCT]

62. Fredo...

you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

[NewJeffCT]

63. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

commander of the Armies of the North; General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius;father to a murdered son; husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[pinboy3niner]

65. Hello...

[NewJeffCT]

64. have fun stormin' the castle

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

66. Sanctuary?

[pinboy3niner]

68. Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

71. Hmmmm... n/t

[ProdigalJunkMail]

192. That's grade A material, right there. n/t

[Hell Hath No Fury]

69. "A world without string is chaos."

Not actually spoken, but a company motto.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

70. "You know, for kids!"

[pinboy3niner]

72. Tim Robbins in The Hudsucker Proxy

[Xipe Totec]

73. Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

[Manifestor_of_Light]

78. "SOCORRO SUCKS!!"

Alice, upon leaving Socorro, in "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" played by Ellen Burstyn.

Nice play on a Spanish word since socorro means "succor".

[olddots]

79. most of the lines

From Spinal Tap

[Nac Mac Feegle]

208. You can't really dust vomit for fingerprints

Funniest movie of all time.

[Capt.Rocky300]

80. Otter to Flounder in Animal House.............

"You fucked up! You trusted us."

[Tom Ripley]

81. Sonofabitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going o

out with cheerleaders.

[Bonobo]

82. "Sidney, siddown, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fuckin' thing." nt

[7wo7rees]

124. Don't say a word to me, Sidney; don't say a fucking word to me.

I'll get up, and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

-Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina), Midnight Run

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[Kennah]

187. "Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone."

[Number9Dream]

84. "The Germans wore grey. You wore blue."

Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca: "I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey. You wore blue."

[mythology]

85. Here are a few of mine

Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle.
[pause]
But you can't win much either.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

It's just a flesh wound.

But I want it now!

Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God.
God's going to sit this one out.

Life brings hope and pain, but revenge never brings redemption.

Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends.

[pinboy3niner]

86. I see...

?261f6d

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

87. OTOH...

[Wolf Frankula]

148. I See Dead Norwegians

Child in Cavalier garb at an SCA event.



Wolf

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

89. Well, it's one louder, isn't it? .... These go to eleven.

He choked on vomit... actually, it was someone else's vomit.

[PassingFair]

90. "Ya let a woman beat ya, huh? You punk!"

Love me some Gena Rowlands!

[lame54]

93. "No ticket."

[Broken_Hero]

105. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade...tn

[lame54]

108. Actually...

The only 2 words Silent Bob says in the whole movie

[Broken_Hero]

123. Well of course Dogma as well, :) nt

[ProdigalJunkMail]

193. hat tip to The Last Crusade?

I have always thought so but never bothered to try to find out...

sP

[MissDeeds]

94. I love the one from Gladiator

"On my command unleash hell".

The line from Forrest Gump, "Jenny, why don't you love me?" always wipes me out. Every time.

[pokerfan]

95. Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver...

... and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?

[lunatica]

96. "I don't mind"

In Steve Martin's movie "The Man With Two Brains" he changes his mind about injecting a dumb blonde bombshell who's a prostitute so he can use her body to put his true love's brain in. Watch the trailer. When she asks him why he won't inject her he says it'll kill her and she say's "I don't mind" and then she decides he didn't like her voice which is a high whinny nasally screech.

[pinboy3niner]

97. "I know it was you, Fredo."

[pinboy3niner]

98. "Hell is the impossibility of reason."

"I think I made a big mistake coming here."

[sir pball]

99. Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving.

Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.

We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!

And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!!

[Xipe Totec]

100. I'll be back

Amazed that nobody mentioned it till now.

[ChazII]

101. From Wizard of Oz "Some people without brains

do a lot of talking, don't they?" Scarecrow to Dorothy when they first meet.

[vanlassie]

103. Gollum: "It burns! It burns us! It freezes! Nasty elves twisted it. Take it off us!"

[LanternWaste]

104. From Kasdan's 1991 feature, Grand Canyon

Simon: Man, the world ain't supposed to work like this. I mean, maybe you don't know that yet. I'm supposed to be able to do my job without having to ask you if I can. That dude is supposed to be able to wait with his car without you ripping him off. Everything is supposed to be different than it is.

[Smarmie Doofus]

177. Great dialogue from a great film. n/t

[Broken_Hero]

106. "Doc, are you trying to tell me,

that my mom, has the hots for me?"

[Expat in Korea]

107. "If there's one thing I've learned..."

[hobbit709]

109. My two faves

And from Life Of Brian:"He has a wife you know"...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

110. "Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?"

"Is this your homework, Larry? Is this yours? Is this your homework, Larry?

[sarge43]

113. Guardians of the Galaxy

If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

[ProfessorGAC]

114. "He Chose Poorly"

Raiders III when the Nazi melts from drinking from the wrong cup. Priceless

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

142. From Jeremiah Johnson

Bear Claw Chris Lapp: [Bear Claw is speaking to Paints His Shirt Red in Crow] You two know each other?

Jeremiah Johnson: I seen him once.

Bear Claw Chris Lapp: [Paints His Shirt Red continues in Crow, nodding toward Jeremiah] He says you fish poorly.

[jmowreader]

116. "Attempted murder? It's not like he killed someone!"

And from the same movie...the retail employee's dream line:

Boddicker: "Sal, I don't think I wanna pay that."
Sal: "I don't give a shit what you want to pay."

[nirvana555]

117. "Get busy living or get busy dying." From one of the best movies in history. Shawshank Redemtion.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

120. From The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[kairos12]

119. "Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball."

[fizzgig]

122. that's my family's motto

[kentauros]

121. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings."

"That's too--fucking--high!"

"Fifty bucks never killed anybody."

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

133. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this.

I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

[kentauros]

135. HAL had some of the best lines.

And one of the saddest deaths in movie history...

[7wo7rees]

125. Floyd smoked the second page of the letter.

Michael Rappaport, True Romance

[CTyankee]

126. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

132. Sorry can't resist

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Okay? I want you to leave it all to me. Go on, go back to the party."

[RobinA]

128. "Look at us,

who'd have thought we'd be so successful...two revolutionaries."

"Fuck'em if they can't take a joke."

AND from the same movie:

"Harold, don't you have any other music? Like from this century?"

"There is no other music, not on my house"

And from another:

"You're out of order. You're out of order. This whole trial is out of order..."

[El Supremo]

129. "Nice beaver!"

[KamaAina]

130. "We're on a mission from God."

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

131. And from the police dispatcher...

"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved."

[kentauros]

134. "No!"

Marcel Marceau - Silent Movie

The only line spoken in the entire movie, and by a world-famous mime!

[appalachiablue]

136. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. (Wall Street)

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

137. a Michael Douglas favorite of mine:

"I am not economically viable."

[pinboy3niner]

138. Is that from 'Falling Down'?

Sounds like it could be.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

139. D-fens

Sure is.

[kairos12]

146. Reminds me to change my license plate to that. Keep forgetting.

[pinboy3niner]

154. You're going to give up the highly-sought-after DE-PENDS?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

157. "Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you."

"I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast."

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

141. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?

Chief Dan George- "Little Big Man"

[mopinko]

143. men are like parking places. all the good ones are taken and

all the available ones are handicapped.
from the astronaut's wife.

[sendero]

144. Now! it's a tostada..

.... those who have seen the movie will recognize

[a kennedy]

145. Those aren't pillows!

From Planes, Trains, & Automobiles..... Still miss John Candy terribly.

[kairos12]

147. We need a bigger boat.

[tblue]

150. Imagine you're a dea.

You're prancin along, you get thirsty, ya spot a lil' brook, you put your lil' deer lips down to the cool clea wata...BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of ya head. Ya brains are layin on tha ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearin'?????

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

153. Oh yeah, you blend.

[PoliticAverse]

151. "A man's got to know his limitations". n/t

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

155. "I didn't start shooting at anyone that didn't start shooting at me first." n/t

[pinboy3niner]

152. "I didn't know how empty was my soul... until it was filled."

King Arthur after drinking from the Holy Grail in 'Excalibur' (1981). Also great for the presence of the late, great Nicol Williamson as Merlin.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

156. "Your rage has unbalanced you."

"You, sir, would fight to the death, against a knight who is not your enemy. Over a stretch of road you could easily ride around."

[pinboy3niner]

158. Check THIS gem: "When it comes to women, you're a true democrat."

--Rick to Captain Renault in Casablanca

[yellowdogintexas]

159. a couple of mine:

"Now, can someone tell me how to play this wretched game?'" JoAnne Woodward in "A Big Hand for the Little Lady" one of my favorites.

"There's nothing worse than an old queen with a cold" Robert Preston in "Victor, Victoria" and "Cccccockroach" (Julie Andrews, same movie)

"Yes, yes! He vas.....my boyfriend" Frau Bluchner (whinnying horses )...

"Who ARE those guys?" Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

One last one: " I got the motive which is money and the body which is DEAD!" Rod Steiger in "In the Heat of the Night"

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

200. Marty Feldman...

Igor: Quiet dignity and grace
[rolls eyes]

[kairos12]

160. What we have here is failure to communicate.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

165. You were serious about that?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

169. I keep forgetting that's from Cool Hand Luke

I confuse that line with "Once again, the communication process has broken down between us." from My Cousin Vinny.

[NightWatcher]

163. "I'm not even supposed to be here today"

and

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers"

[LeftinOH]

164. "They're eating her! And now they're going to eat me! Oh my God!!!"

-from that exquisite film, Troll 2 (1990)

[ohheckyeah]

166. Nobody

puts baby in a corner.

LOL somebody had to say it.

[Rhythm]

167. "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw..."

Heathers

(and yes, i use that one frequently in normal conversations)

[sarge43]

168. The Addams Family

Morticia to her husband: Gomez, don't torture yourself; that's my job.

[catbyte]

170. "Back off, I'm a scientist."

[lovemydog]

171. 'Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.'

- Pulp Fiction

[Doc_Technical]

172. "You'll never get away with this."

Used in countless movies and radio and television
programs.

[hifiguy]

174. Well there's always

And I always loved "Anthrax Island. Was that one of yours, Clarice? That was gooooood."

[Still In Wisconsin]

175. Putting on the foil! Every game!

Want some?

[Trajan]

176. The Dude abides ...

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that ... It's good knowing he's out there, The Dude, takin'er easy for all us sinners. ...

[sarge43]

179. Oh you know, the usual. Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.

[Lil Missy]

180. I'm having an old friend for dinner.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

182. The Fuhrer has never said this ‘baby’ The Fuhrer was sweet, the Fuhrer was kind, the Fuhrer was good

[Kennah]

183. "How did you know he was blind?" "He told me."

Dreyfus asking Clouseau about the blind beggar in "The Return of the Pink Panther".

I damn near piss myself anytime I even think about that line.

[Kennah]

184. "Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love, does not conquer all."

Swimming With Sharks

[Kennah]

185. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

Dodgeball

[Kennah]

186. "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

Ghostbusters

[Kennah]

188. "City Heat" had some great lines, but this exchange was memorable.

Speer: Why the hell were you shooting at me?
Murphy: I wasn't trying to shoot you. I was trying to distract you.
Speer: Some difference.

[Kennah]

189. "Don't you realise that you are addressing a superior officer?" "No, merely a higher ranking one!"

Down Periscope

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

197. That's a scream.

Kelsey Grammer is great and Bruce Dern as the Admiral was perfect.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

190. From Braveheart

We will embrace this rebellion. You will support it from our lands in the north while I gain English favor by condemning it, and ordering it opposed from our lands in the south.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

199. Just some trivia

The battle of stirling bridge occurred on 9/11 in 1297.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stirling_Bridge

When Braveheart was being filmed, when asked by a local why the battle was being filmed on an open plain rather than a bridge as history records, Mel Gibson answered that "the bridge got in the way". "Aye," the local answered. "That's what the English found."
I love the Scottish wit.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

191. Yer killin' me, Smalls!

The Sandlot... use it all the time...

sP

[bif]

194. "Death is so final."

Guess what movie that's from?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

195. It sounds familiar but I can't place it. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

196. Who can forget the classic gem...

"We'll always have parrots."

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

198. Or, "Oh, it's not. It's completely baked."

[sarge43]

205. Take the cannoli; leave the gum. n/t

[UrbScotty]

212. LOL!

[yuiyoshida]

201. I hope I spell this right...

"wo hui tidao wudan shan!"

I WILL KICK DOWN WUDAN MOUNTAIN!

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

202. Good one!

Impressive

[btrflykng9]

204. From Elizabethtown

"There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco"

[NewJeffCT]

206. "Why don't you make like a tree - and get outta here"

Biff Tannen from Back to the Future. It was so ridiculously bad that my brother & I used it on each other for years.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

207. A quote from a cult classic

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

[Aquavit]

210. "You see, there would be this mat that you could put on the floor...

and would have different 'conclusions' written on it that you could 'jump to!'"

[Padiddle]

211. Kickboxing. Sport of the future.

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

[lastlib]

213. "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

"Fill your hands, you sonofabitch!"

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

215. Iconic

Robert Duvall is a favorite.

[Skittles]

214. "I don't want no Commies in my car! No Christians either!"

Bud, in Repo Man

[Panich52]

216. Tough to pick 1, but 'Where the Boys Are' quote popped in 1st:

"When it cones to sex, men can't keep from lying and women can't keep from telling the truth"

[DFW]

218. "Deux champagnes américains"

The reaction of the French waiter when Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) orders two Coca Colas at an outdoor French bistro in National Lampoon's European Vacation.

[DFW]

219. "Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"

Princess Leia in the first Star Wars movie.

[DFW]

220. "Pardon me, boy. Is this the Transylvania Station?"

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein from Young Frankenstein.

[DFW]

221. "I don't need a hand. I need a face."

Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire

[DFW]

222. "Everybody on this island is crazy. And you, Whitaker Walt? You are crazy too?"

Alan Arkin as Lt. Rozanov in "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming."

[pinboy3niner]

223. And nobody loves poetry like a Russian

From Doctor Zhivago.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

224. I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng...

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... you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

[Earth Bound Misfit]

226. Butch: You okay? Marsellus: ...Nah, man. I'm pretty fucking far from okay.

[Smarmie Doofus]

227. "Not that it's any of your business, but.....

....oh, let's just leave it at that."

[Exhibit A]

228. Two of mine:

From "Benny & Joon":
"In Ireland, we have a saying, when a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken." (Mrs. Smail)

Also, from "Stuart Saves His Family":
"There are a lot of ways to die of alcoholism."

[valerief]

229. Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.

From M. Verdoux

[OriginalGeek]

230. "Are you prepared for Jehova's return? because if you're not, I have a pamphlet..."

...Door slams in her face...

"...Well FUCK you! Half-dead motherfucker..."

LaWanda Page witnessing for Jehova in Friday.

Friday is one of my favorite quotey movies - a friend and I work quotes from it into every conversation.

"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35~45 minutes..."

"How come every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen? In the GOTdamn refrigerator... eatin up all the food...allll the chicken...alll the pig's feet....all the collard greens...all the hog's maws. I wanna eat summa them chitlins! I love pigs feet!..."

"All day long foot up a dog's ass, just BANG BANG BANG up 'is ass."

"You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off..."