Someone should invent a drug that makes time seem to go by much faster. Think how much money they

[raccoon]

could make on it. Think how many people would be popping that pill before they went in to work.

[ret5hd]

1. Then, after seeming to be alive only 2 and a half weeks, realizing you are 87 and arthritic.

[raccoon]

2. Well, I didn't mean THAT much faster. nt

[NightWatcher]

3. If I drink too much vodka and blackout it makes it seem like time flies by

I used to miss entire weekends only to come to on Sunday or Monday and then be told of my exploits

[Tobin S.]

4. I thought cocaine did that.

LSD can make you lose all sense of time...and space.

[joeybee12]

5. It's called old age...

It's true....the older you get, the more time seems to move more quickly.

[logosoco]

6. As a mom who has a son in Africa until September 2016

I would take that!


This post reminded me of a time when some cousins and I went out to smoke a joint while at a family gathering. After the "sharing" we all suddenly got into a panic! We had been gone SOOO long, surely the adults would be wondering what we were doing, so we headed back.
Turns out we were gone about 15 minutes!

I guess that doesn't happen anymore with everyone carrying their phones with the clocks on them! (I guess we weren't big watch wearers in my family!)

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. The computer does that, have you noticed?

I will sit down "for just few minutes" and suddenly it is an hour later.

[PassingFair]

8. I have the flu.

Three days have gone by...i remember virtually nothing.

I would take a pill to SLOW down time.

I wanna get my money's worth while I'm here.