Does this belongs here or the Science group?

[TexasTowelie]

[In_The_Wind]

1. In teh lounge.

[TexasTowelie]

2. Teh science guys (and gals)

never get to have any of the fun.

[In_The_Wind]

3. One would think with all those inquisitive brains ....

they would check out teh growth rate

before teh urge for munchies kicks in

[lastlib]

7. You have a twisted mind!

I LIKE it!!

[In_The_Wind]

17. Aw shucks ...

I love you too.

[rug]

4. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer.

Bartender replies “For you, no charge."

[TexasTowelie]

5. Then an electron walked into the bar

and complained about always having to be going around.

The bartender replied, "Gee, you certainly are negative."

[lastlib]

8. The bartender said, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here! Get out!"

A faster-than-light neutrino walked into a bar.

[rug]

9. Two atoms are walking doen the street.

One of them stops, pats his pocket and says:"Shit, I think I lost an electron.”

The other one, concerned, looks at him and says “Oh no, are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m positive.”

[TexasTowelie]

10. So tonight is the night for nerdy particle physics jokes, heh?

I think I better muon to a different thread.

[rug]

11. Something drew me to this thread.

[TexasTowelie]

12. I'm certain that it is the static cling.

[rug]

14. Nothing is certain in physics.

[lastlib]

18. There's some kind of dark energy running through it.........

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "You have to leave. We do not allow your kind in our church!" The Higgs boson says, "Well, Father, without me, you can't have mass."

(You have to understand, sometimes we're kind of quarky here in the Lounge........It's a *strange* kind of quarky, though...)

[lastlib]

6. Yes

[TexasTowelie]

13. Yikes,

and to think that we nicknamed the physics professor at my university "Darth Roeder." Let the electromagnetic force be with you.

[lovemydog]

15. Light breaking news section.

[BlueJazz]

16. Oldie but goodie. (one variation)

There once was a Lady, quite bright
Who could travel much faster than light
She set out one day, in a relative way
And came back the previous night.

[sweetapogee]

19. oh

ion see.

[sweetapogee]

20. a chemistry student

caught cheating on a quiz covering quantum energy levels sought to put a positive spin on the whole affair.

[RandiFan1290]

21. ...and waved goodbye. nt