I thought I might have a parasite.....

[Grantuspeace]

but it was just a fluke.

[kentauros]

1. You sure it wasn't one of these?

[jakeXT]

2. want some raw crabs ?

[bigwillq]

6. I can't watch Monsters Inside Me

When I do, I am convinced I have the parasite that was featured living inside me.
I've had some issues in the past where I thought my body was being invaded by bugs or parasites.
No doctor ever figured out what was wrong with me.
I still get the same sensations every now and then.

I think I just have

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_parasitosis

[jakeXT]

8. So seeing people on Monsters Inside Me go through multiple doctors

until something is found is probably not fun to watch then.

[bigwillq]

10. ha

[sharp_stick]

3. Ahhh parasitology humor

a dying art form.

Well done.

[libodem]

4. He can't worm his way out of this now

Since he hosted this discussion.

[sharp_stick]

5. I tried

but I couldn't think of one.

Well done.

[pinboy3niner]

7. I shall await his next segment with baited breath. nt

[libodem]

9. I nematode you so

Groans.

[pinboy3niner]

11. There's a sucker born every minute. nt