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taterguy

(29,582 posts) Thu Feb 19, 2015, 08:19 PM Feb 2015

Not asking for medical advice but what's the typical recovery time . . .

. . . for brain salad surgery?

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Not asking for medical advice but what's the typical recovery time . . . (Original Post) taterguy Feb 2015 OP

Mine took about 7 ripe tomatos and a small jar of Hellmanns. The surgery didn't work... BlueJazz Feb 2015 #1

Dunno, i'llaska! elleng Feb 2015 #2

And the answer is... Marie Marie Feb 2015 #10

Depends. What kind of dressing was applied? Adsos Letter Feb 2015 #3

ask Dr John Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2015 #4

Call a Republican senator... cwydro Feb 2015 #5

Try this first LiberalEsto Feb 2015 #6

Bwahaha! cwydro Feb 2015 #7

white lace and feathers blogslut Feb 2015 #8

aprox. 45 minutes and 16 seconds orleans Feb 2015 #9

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

1. Mine took about 7 ripe tomatos and a small jar of Hellmanns. The surgery didn't work...

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 08:28 PM

Feb 2015

...in fact, it only made it wors....remove the radiator cap first and then add wate..

elleng

(141,926 posts)

2. Dunno, i'llaska!

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 08:32 PM

Feb 2015

Marie Marie

(11,524 posts)

10. And the answer is...

Reply to elleng (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 20, 2015, 12:32 AM

Feb 2015

There is no recovery time - it is terminal.

Adsos Letter

(19,459 posts)

3. Depends. What kind of dressing was applied?

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 08:46 PM

Feb 2015

Yuk yuk yuk.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

4. ask Dr John

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 08:58 PM

Feb 2015

he will cure that insecurity.

cwydro

(51,308 posts)

5. Call a Republican senator...

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 09:01 PM

Feb 2015

they can diagnose these type things over the phone!

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

6. Try this first

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 10:00 PM

Feb 2015

cwydro

(51,308 posts)

7. Bwahaha!

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #6)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 10:04 PM

Feb 2015

I love it!

blogslut

(39,222 posts)

8. white lace and feathers

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 10:18 PM

Feb 2015

served on a bed of gold

EDIT: no, wait. that's the ingredients.

ANSWER: no one can save you so you must lay down and die.

orleans

(37,199 posts)

9. aprox. 45 minutes and 16 seconds

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Feb 20, 2015, 12:05 AM

Feb 2015

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