How much sump would a sump pump pump if a sump pump could pump sump?

[Orrex]

[Dr. Strange]

1. Three gallons.

[Orrex]

2. Nice post, McFajita.

[Dr. Strange]

6. Oooooh....

[Orrex]

7. Only if you're praying.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Amen!

[lame54]

3. before i clicked on this...

that is the exact amount i was going to post

[Dr. Strange]

5. It's a well-known fact.

[JimDandy]

4. That's sump'in I've never considered before.

[Blue Owl]

9. Sumptimes ya just don't know...

n/t

[NV Whino]

10. If it's one of the brands I've been buying, zero gallons.

Fucking pieces of crap.

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

11. A sump pump would

pump as much sump as a sump pump would if a sump pump could pump sump.

[pinboy3niner]

12. Brazillions

[Dr. Strange]

13. This is quite possibly...

the greatest post in the month of March.

I salute you and your work!

[pinboy3niner]

14. Yeah, but we know you'd salute any scantily-dressed post

[Dr. Strange]

15. That is true.